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kewter

a girl has a kewter
by Joe Damagio March 23, 2003
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kestering

bull shitting people so much to the extent they no longer care or listen to what you say to them. named from mr wright who talks shit excessively.

also he is bummed by Saggy Beacham in english much to the annoyance of everyone else
on a daily basis.

he also elaborates everything possible for instance his poor gran who broke her leg when actualy she didnt and his metal rib which he claims is now made of carbon fibre!
example 1. kestering at its best

kester: hey i have a metal rib from that snowboarding accident i had.

me: whoa serious. that must hurt

kester: yea it did but its okay now. its really annoying though it always sets off metal detectors at airports

me: shit that must be really annoying. can i see the scar?

kester: uh well there isnt one anymore

me: wtf there should be they gave you a metal rib

kester: *fuck*

example 2.

kester: my rib isnt made of metal its carbon fibre

random: yea sure it breaks ya tit

kester: *oh fuck*
by cunty mc jewbag March 6, 2008
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Keyed

A direct replacement of the term "based" after the community on 4chan related discord servers was tired of minorities and normies using the word "based", and after finding out the word was originally coined by a black man. Means exactly the same as "based". The opposite of "Keyed" is "Locked"
Person A: I was playing some ps1 the other day
Loser: keyed
Person A: Shut the fuck up
by ShoshAhSheli January 5, 2021
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Kester

Kester is a sweet heart who has a big heart,he makes me smile and laugh and listerns to me on facetime ,hes a handsome boy with braids Xx
Heey kester,your dank b 😁
by Hbbjdodb1279 July 26, 2018
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keyeria

Usually a brunette. Keyerias are the most loyal friends you can ever have! They are funny but can be easily annoyes
Keyeria is super funny!
by keykey4848 March 31, 2015
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keeten

A man who has a outstanding sence of humor, and can get any party going. They are handsome and can catch any girls eye.
Girl 1: Do you see that cute guy over there

Girl 2: yea, I bet his name is Keeten
by Keeten December 18, 2016
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Keeter

I always want a Keeter.
by nigga_bitch October 9, 2016
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