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Kale Juice

A antisemitic mondegreen used on social media which is meant to avoid censorship when saying "Kill Jews".
This can be hateful, antisemitism, and is very insensitive.
Instagram Comment: Kale Juice
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by IAmNotARacistButARealist June 13, 2025
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Kale Bennett

A former glorious artist famous in r/aceattorneycirclejerk known for making the "Art too good for the main sub series", until he made the foolish and selfishdecision to stop drawing and left the poor members of AACJ starving to tears for peak content
Person 1: Kale Bennett has abandoned us...
Person 2: Day 179 no kalebennet drawings
by starterpack February 13, 2025
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kale

if your name is kale you’re a whore, you probably copy everything everyone does, you’re probably a lying skank, and you are super annoying
“hi i’m a bitch!”
who are you?”
“i’m kaley” - Charley
by rollinginturf October 21, 2022
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kale kholin

a non ሰገጥ guy who knows that urban dictionary is open to the public for inserting and editing the definition of any word and so doesnt screenshoot definitions of his name and post it on facebook because its nothin special u can literally edit it to say whatever the fuck u want 🤦🏾 ♂️

also a knights radiant #ifykyk
be like kale kholin he's cool
by kalekholin November 24, 2021
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Papa Kale

a highly sophisticated individual; commonly come acrosses as a fatherly damsel. don’t be fooled by the term “papa” it is merely a term of endearment
“it’s a bird it’s a plane”
“no it’s PAPA KALE”

“i wish i was important

too bad ur not papa kale”
by relwigsnion April 21, 2018
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Kale

Kale is a unique little creature with something bigger than most people can handle in his mind. Kale loves pain as much as he loves pleasure. He’ll be a great friend as long as you don’t break his heart twice.
The doctor says Kale has anal fissure. So Kale explains how and why he got there by showing photos of his hot boyfriend.
by asiaisbetterthanamerica November 22, 2021
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Kale

Kale is a Finnish name and they are usually very annoying and bad at everything.
Ugh here comes Kale...I hate him so much
by Maybe that one April 22, 2022
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