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asian kung-fu generation 

The best asian rock semi alt-punk band that I have heard of. (mouthfull)

Kid 1- Hey, u a akgfan?
Kid 2- wtf?
Kid 1- you must be gay.
Kid 2- shut up!
Kid 1- Akg rocks. Your mom.
Kid 2- You mean Asian Kung-Fu Generation?
Kid 1- *scream* FINALLY!!?! I KICK YOU!

sunken bitch kung fu 

The main fighting style of gutter sluts, used when you insult them. Attacks include hair pulling, nail scratching, and the ever popular crotch kick. Nine out of Ten times, this style will kick all other martial arts styles' asses.
Homie went and called that ho a bitch, and she busted out some sunken bitch kung fu on his ass

so you think you know kung fu 

This was quoted by the legendary Jackie Chan in his movie "Snake Fist in Eagle's Shadow." In simple terms it means "Come on you fucka let's go right now!"
"So you think you know kung fu, huh?" I said.
"What?"
Then I snapped his leg and farted in his face while yelling "Hadoken!"

Jewish Kung-Fu 

It's Where You Put A Person In A Chokehold And Shake All The Money Out Of Him/Her's Pockets, Then You Grab The Money And Run
Yesterday I Pulled A Jewish Kung-Fu, I'm Not Broke Anymore.
Jewish Kung-Fu by Siikwithasmile August 24, 2010

stinky kung fu grip 

When a guy reaches into a girls ass and grabs his own dick to make her pussy tighter...
Phillip worked all night to wedge his hand, bit by bit, into his girlfriends asshole and finally got a "stinky kung fu grip" on his own dick. shortly after he shot his load all in her ass.....

Damn Sweet Kung Fu 

pertaining to an object having serious awesomeness

can also mean hella tight
"Dude, The Warriors is damn sweet kung fu!"