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Kung Fu Jesus

Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.
Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.
by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018
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Kung Fu suntan

Substantial and visible bruising (i.e. yellow or purple discoloration) over large areas of the body due to repeated impact, such as by punching or kicking.
After a month of intense training and sparring, James developed a sickly yellow Kung Fu suntan all down his shins.
by Bosonator August 17, 2019
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Heavy Kung Fu

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.
Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"
by pisodiumis February 4, 2014
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Kung-Fu Goon

Kung-Fu Goon an old person who thinks the win and succeed in life fighting in chat rooms
Kung-Fu Goon is trolling people again and she’s a champion
by VileGay September 21, 2023
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kung fu porn

Watching hot girls do kung fu or other martial art.
"She's hot and can kick my ass. This is some quality kung fu porn"
by josefu0 May 18, 2017
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Tongue Kung Fu

The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.
Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.
by TheChamp2002 June 14, 2018
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Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff
"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."
by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020
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