Somebody who has been fooled into believing a girl or boy has a crush them, when in reality, they do not like them at all.
Dude 1: “Hey, I think Melissa likes me!”
Dude 2: “Are you kidding? She is jonning you bro…”
Dude 1: “Bro she blocked me on everything”
Dude 2: “Ha! I told you! You just got jonned!”
Dude 2: “Are you kidding? She is jonning you bro…”
Dude 1: “Bro she blocked me on everything”
Dude 2: “Ha! I told you! You just got jonned!”
by AntIs_Cool December 12, 2023
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by just a girl who’s pretty November 20, 2023
Get the Jonnayala mug.Jonnaayitus is a virus obtained by entering at 20 mile radius of micro streamer Jonnaay. Also could be gained by watching too many of his streams.
* this can also be contracted by exposure to somebody with the Eddie Munson Virus *
Symptoms include:
- chronically online
- being in the Jonnaay offline chat
- constant need for summer fruits juice
- 5 or more oomfs ( found from twitch chats )
- use of emotes everywhere
- constantly poorbaiting
- wanting alchohol at all times
- the need to drive after drinking
- a sudden love for bees
- suddenly discovering things thats are very know
- developing a huge ego
- suddenly thinking you own fashion
- pertvertalarm
* this can also be contracted by exposure to somebody with the Eddie Munson Virus *
Symptoms include:
- chronically online
- being in the Jonnaay offline chat
- constant need for summer fruits juice
- 5 or more oomfs ( found from twitch chats )
- use of emotes everywhere
- constantly poorbaiting
- wanting alchohol at all times
- the need to drive after drinking
- a sudden love for bees
- suddenly discovering things thats are very know
- developing a huge ego
- suddenly thinking you own fashion
- pertvertalarm
by amelii_png July 31, 2024
Get the jonnaayitus mug.To be made to believe that somebody has a romantic or platonic attraction to oneself as a joke, usually to attack somebody's gullibiltity or unattractiveness.
1: "Dude! That girl does not really have a crush on you! She is just jonning you!"
2: "They are obviously faking being your friend, you are getting jonned!"
2: "They are obviously faking being your friend, you are getting jonned!"
by SigmaMeal November 14, 2024
Get the jonned mug.Kei'jonne is pretty much the best person you'll ever meet.Period.He's known for his extremely humorous and fun-loving personality and is very talented.He may act dumb at times, but is actually very intelligent.Kei'jonne loves attention and usually is in the center of attention.He is a determined person who never gives up on things desite if the results aren't good.He generally is very laid back and friendly but he's one of those people you don't wan't to take advantage or underestimate because he will leave some serious bruises.All in all, Kei'jonne is the guy who cares deeply for others, loves to have fun, always be on the top of his game and highly addictive to be around.He may become shy at times (when it comes to girls, mainly) but immediately no opens up once he gets to know them better.He loves being in the center of attention so he's easy to talk to when confronted.If there's any problem going on with the people he cares about, he won't hesitate to help those in distress.Basically, to summarize this whole definition Kei'jonne is indeed an awesome person to be (or to know).If you ever meet a Kei'jonne, it would be smart to get to know him because there isn't many of his kind out there. Especially one named in this strange, but cool way.
"Oh my goodness, Kei'jonne is so freaking funny".
"Kei'jonne is so smart and talented and very handsome.I wish I was like him."
"You'll never meet a guy like Kei'jonne.The dude is too awesome"!
"Kei'jonne is so smart and talented and very handsome.I wish I was like him."
"You'll never meet a guy like Kei'jonne.The dude is too awesome"!
by YumzyPanda January 2, 2017
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