Cum Jog

The awkward jog to the toilet after being cream pied

We forgot the tissues next to the bed so I had to cum jog to the toilet

by Bbymoonie November 27, 2021

jiggity jog

Taking a convoluted, indirect or tortuous path to a specified location

There was construction on the main road so we had to jiggity jog to get here.

by Tonyman122 June 24, 2023

on the jog

(Australian slang) hurry up/move faster/keep going

Steven: Hey mate, you're falling behind, come on, on the jog
John: Yeah righto

by Not_Noxx August 06, 2020

Jog

Noun - jeans dog

A dog of which the skin has been replaced with jeans by a medical professional or taxidermist.;
A dog which has natural jeans skin.

I picked up my new jog at taxidermist Johnssons today. They look really good!

I went for a jog with my jog today. The jeans on them gets all the hot moms' attention

by HoverGuy August 02, 2022

jog

jump out gang

Quando rondo and em they jog

by Jump0utAce May 04, 2022

JOG

Jewish-occupied government

Person 1: Why is Trump sending another $11 billion to Israel?
Person 2: JOG

by frens88148814 January 06, 2025

The awkward jog of gratitude

The jog you do when someone is holding the door for you, but you're to far away and don't want to keep them waiting.

"Sally realized that the man was trying to hold the door for her, and she quickly did The awkward jog of gratitude, thanking him as she slid inside.

by Chummy old pal December 29, 2015