Hebi Jebi

A Hebi Jebi is a person who has a disease in which they can't stop laughing and have a Octodad body. They are usually a Ashley or a Kailey. They tend to play volleyball.

"Stop being such a Hebi Jebi !"

by Kaileyk12 January 27, 2018

Jewish House Arrest

When a Jewish person is stuck at home on a Friday night because their family keeps the Sabbath.

Robert: Hey Julie are you coming out tonight.
Julie: No, I can't I'm under Jewish House Arrest.
Robert: Okay, Shabbat Shalom.

by polbo December 31, 2010

jewish married

When you are married by default, as any similarly aged people of opposite gender must be if a Jewish grandmother is involved in the decision making. Its like an arranged marriage, without the actual marriage.

Oh, him? We are basically jewish married. My grandmother decided it the first time she met him, even though we've never dated.

by AK_Jew March 23, 2011

Jebing

a term used to express complete and utter happiness; the epitome of happiness or excitement; the synonym of awesome and unbelievable; also a common German last name

That is so Jebing!

by Jebing! October 9, 2012

Jewishbag

When someone is both a douchebag and jewish.

"Have you seen Simon?"
"Yes, he's a total jewishbag."

by Victorsmell November 20, 2013

Jewish Slug

A firm, slow handjob.

Gina knew that Alexander likes it firm so when she realized that he was about to cum, she gripped him hard, slowed down, and teased him with a Jewish Slug until he begged for release.

by GripItAndRipIt February 25, 2014

Jewish Hula Hoop

When an erect penis is placed inside the hole of a bagel and the bagel is then spun around in a fashion resembling that of a hula hoop.

Peter was disqualified from the Jewish Hula Hoop World Series (JHHWS) after testing positive for Viagra.

by Marco Pollo October 1, 2014