jizz alarm clock

The act of waking another by jizzing in their face.

If you dont get up for your lecture, i will give you the jizz alarm clock. you slag.

by Abbie 'jizz monster' October 2, 2007

jizz cock

Insult thought of by Mark on Peep Show, when trying to think of ways to enrage a driver enough to run him over - thus avoiding his wedding to Sophie.

"You're an utter jizz cock."

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

Comfy jizz

A jizz; that involves being pampered whilst you masterbate; the first person masterbates, whilst the second performs a relaxing activity, such as massaging the shoulders; washing the hair; or feeding ferrero rocher. The second person could be a lover, close friend or paid services.

Your playing call of duty, whilst wanking, and someone starts feeding you wagon wheels = Comfy jizz

by Wolly_Jones May 25, 2011

jizz mopper

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

jizz khalifa

name for wiz khalifa that is shouted when "black and yellow" is played way too many times over the radio.

Joppy: Julz, turn back the dial; I love that song!

Julz: No fucking way, Im tired of listening to Jizz Khalifa

by J Unit917 August 18, 2011

jizzasm

It happens when you have a really strong orgasm and it feels like your balls are going to explode.

"Last night when me and Jill were getting it on, she blew me so hard I had a jizzasm all over the neighbor's window!"

by Rilesky June 17, 2008

Jizz Stain

When a guy jacks off and gets semen on a stain-able surface, such as leather or shirt material.

Dude I totally had a jizz stain on my pants today at school and I didn't even notice.

by Brony69 November 28, 2011