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Gaydar Jammer

A person (most commonly Russian or Persian) who you cannot tell if he/she is gay or straight. it is most commonly used when you think the person is attractive.
1.) that russian is a gaydar jammer, unless he figure skates I will never be able to tell his sexuality.

2.) Damn it Mary, that hotie persian man is eying but he's a total gaydar jammer, he's stylish but it's with things only a persian would think were cool.
by snapmagic April 28, 2009
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Tennessee Log Jammer

-noun

1. A complicated sexual maneuver requiring 3 men and one women. With a ladder two men climb up the ladder and the women arches her body beneath the ladder. Resembling a common log jammer, then the men take consecutive dumps on her back and with the the natural "channel". Conformed of her spine the "logs" will go down. Finally the third man waits at the end with his mouth open to receive the logs.

2. When you take a large enough dump that clogs up the bathroom.

3. A standard facility in Tennessee's lumberjack industry.
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Tennessee log jammer

Guy 1#: Hey did you get the ladder?
Guy 2#: Yeah, steel, so it can hold us both!
Guy 1#: I cant wait for the Tennessee Log Jammer tonight
Guy 2#: Its gonna be sweet
Guy 3: Do I get to eat the sh!#t this time?
Guy 1 and guy 2: Its you turn, that ours sliding dumps from the girls back enter your mouth.
by Don McMillan and Co, February 15, 2010
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Log Jammer

When a girl is about to take a shit and you stick your penis inside her ass before she takes a shit.
Bro:Aye how did it go with Melissa last night?
Guy:We tried doing the Log Jammer
Bro:Did it work?
Guy:You want to smell my dick?
by colla93 October 30, 2011
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Banana Boner Jammer

When you have a Boner, have your female accomplice smack your cock with a Banana until the Boner goes away.
Dude, I had a boner for like 4 hours for no reason and it hurt so I had your mom give me a Banana Boner Jammer .
by FatalBuddha July 19, 2009
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jammer

James had work in ten minutes so he had to have a 'jammer'
by fruitbasket** July 24, 2011
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jammella

a verb describing someone being very outgoing and jubaliant
wow that chic girl is so jammella
by chelsea smith April 17, 2007
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Tennesse Log Jammer

The Tennesse Log Jammer is the act of fucking a girl doggie style while simultaneously stuffing a dildo in her poop shute.
"Man I was railing her doggie style and decided to reach over onto her night stand and give her the ole' Tennesse Log Jammer!"
by SMPrider February 15, 2010
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