Cum Jacker

A single woman in her mid to late thirties who lies to a man, telling him that she is on the pill, while in fact she is not. She does this with the ultimate goal to get pregnant.

Can you believe she turned out to be a cum jacker? Now I'm a freakin' Dad.

by Judcliff April 19, 2010

Jackermitten

The state of being surprised after masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties wrapped over your eyes to blind yourself.

Dude, I was so jackermitten yesterday when my mom walked into my room while I was Jackermitting

by Falcon896 December 27, 2009

Jager Leakage

A stinky wet fart or wet-farts that result from drinking too much Jagermeister the night before.

Man A: Dude that stinks, have you shit?
Man B: Yeah sorry, too many Jagers last night
Man A: Dude, sounds like you have Jager Leakage.

by reckless-abandon March 5, 2011

Heel Jacker

A male who is flexible enough to masturbate using the heels of their feet. Heel jackers are known to have extremely smooth heels.

Insept is a known heel jacker. One could determine this by smoothness of his heels.

by wtfzomgbbq September 11, 2007

swagger jacker

a person who doesn't know how to be themselves so they copy other people's style, hobbies and etc.they might try to look and be just like you and try to take your boy/girl friends

swagge jacker is said by many rappers

Aye, that chick over there is a swagga jacka(swagger jacker).

by the_ _kid December 17, 2008

Jakery

A combination of Jake/Jacob and Zachary. Most likely given to a boy by indecisive American parents that wanted their child to have a unique name. Jakerys aren't very common so there really isn't a stereotype to describe them as. If they're anything like Jakes and Zachs, they can be a nerd when it comes to school and excels in class or a sport jockey (will start out playing soccer/football but can branch out into baseball/football once they're older. Or both. Or they might be gay. Hell, maybe even all three. THAT would be a unique person. Their name would accurately describe their traits as a rare breed of human.

"You hear about that new kid Jakery?"
"Yeah it's a really weird name but he's crushing on Jacob. He's also the smartest kid in my AP Civics class."
"Really? He stomped my team's ass in gym when we played basketball. He follows MLB, NFL, NBA, EFL, and all of the other sports accounts on Instagram..."
"Damn he's gay, smart, AND good a sports?! Guess his personality lives up to his unique name..."

by Rhin0 Wreck March 12, 2020

Jacker Helmet

A ski mask that covers ones face when they plan or robbing someone or something so that their identity will be hidden.

"you better go see if your car is locked, I just saw a guy run by with a Jacker Helmet on."

by TyBenj March 10, 2009