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Jose

Jose is a big dick daddy for all the girls and usually have a lot of friends they can be annoying or rude sometimes ,but is so lovable he's kind,handsome, smart, caring , funny, and mature which means he has a large penis and says dirty jokes. A jose is talented and a real man in the bed that will have you come out in a wheelchair if you let him play ruff. A jose is someone everyone wants , but jose will pick a special one he is a once in a life time man don't let him leave you because you will regret it.
All girls:"OMG is that Jose"
One girl:"He's mine back off "
Jose:"There's enough of me for all of you"
by 123bat March 28, 2019
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San Jose

A city in Northern California; The heart of silicon valley, the 10th largest U.S. city, and one of the safest cities in the United States. Home to the San Jose Sharks, San Jose Stealth Lacrosse, and an annual Grand Prix. Awesome weather . . . a drive away from Tahoe, San Francisco, and the Monteray Bay. My hometown, and an great city.
Me: San Jose's pretty sick
Douche: What's San Jose?
Me: Fuck You
by Bellair February 14, 2006
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Tyler Joseph

Person: Who's that Tyler Joseph guy?
TØP Fan: A fucking coward
by bathtimetyleer December 3, 2018
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San Jose Sandwich

Sexual position in which the male applies peanut butter to his genital area and the woman applies jelly to her genital area and participate in any sexual contact.
That San Jose Sandwich last night was awesome!
by alpochinoo October 3, 2011
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Tyler Joseph

A phrase you use when you’re talking about a person named Tyler Joseph. He is a bean. He is in hiding. We must find out where the bean went before the moon rises. Tyler usually goes by Tyler unless you call him Bob. He answers to that too. His wife’s name is Jenna Jobinski. Respect them. Josh Dun is the drummer in their band. He is missing too.
Oh my gosh did you see Tyler Joseph today?”
“Yeah I totally want to Bob him.”
by Iamyourmoonbaby June 11, 2018
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Jose/Pepe

He is the most incredible person in the entire universe. he has so many hopes and dreams even through he makes himself seem like a bad ass. he will make your heart melt and pretty much defines the word "soulmate" right down to the core. if you ever hurt him, it will end up hurting you so much more. big music person and loves to have adventures, and when he says it's forever, he means it and don't ever expect him to eventually give up because he won't if he really really wants it. will give you everything he promises and is very passionate. he is literally the most incredible and wonderful person you will every come to meet if you put as much effort into him as you want him to you, and it does take time to make him open up. he's a guardian angel.
Jose/Pepe soulmate, angel, unexplanatory, sweet and kind
by dmytrydemien October 28, 2010
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The Jose

A unnaturally tall hispanic who despises people who rant on about pure bullshit, finds themselves rather self-centered around anime, and hardly ever does their homework. There is a the in front of the name to represent the fact that 99.99% of the world will find this man just built differently. He will never take no for an answer, he beats his cock at night with a passion, and has read 40% of currently existing manga. Always use high emphasis when mentioning his name, period.
You see, THE JOSE doesn't give a shit about what you think, Adrian.
by Sytoc March 11, 2021
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