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Book smart but his common sense is low. He’s obsessed with jack grealishs calves and is convinced he’s built like Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s very fruity even though he says he’s straight. He wants to adopt a kid so hit him up.
John by Microwaved pop tart November 17, 2021
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John
John is a very charming guy to be around. If you find one OH MY LORD don't let them go. He knows how to make anyone smile even on the hardest days. He is very caring and notices when something is bothering someone even if they try hiding it. He is very sexy and has a freaky side. He loves affection any time of the day. He will treat his girl like a QUEEN and be loyal to her always. John doesn't play around with relationships and is true to his word. John is usually around 5'10 to 6'. They have a goofy personality, are definitely extroverted, and once you get to know him, his true colors come out. Sometimes he thinks he's Mr. Tough guy and will tease you but inside he's got a soft side that he tries to hide around his friends. He is very handsome, loves working hard for his dreams, and has a heart for the Lord.
Person 1: Aye is that him??
Person2: Who john?
Person 1: Yea
Person 2: oh sí, ese es él, no puedes perderte su atractivo yo
Person2: Who john?
Person 1: Yea
Person 2: oh sí, ese es él, no puedes perderte su atractivo yo
John by beautifulbutterfly2231 February 11, 2022
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It is a bundle of joy where even in your darkest days, a smile from them can make you the happiest. A john is a human that feels like home. When you’re around them you feel like no matter what’s going on around you, you are safe and everything is okay. A john is everything you can ever wish for in a person, a human that you can be yourself around and know he’ll love you forever. A john is the sweetest, nicest, and prettiest human you can meet and it’s the most beautiful thing you can experience.
John by Bestielala April 24, 2022
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John by Kelly Amber August 26, 2016
John
John is so hot that he can attract all the females in the entire planet, but he can't keep any of them, at the end he ends up with a whore. John is so handsome that his lover gave up on him and will not even use him as a toilet.
John by too good looking February 1, 2014
John
John is an out of shape, balding man, who often smells of stale liquor and strippers.
His ill fitting clothes have empty pockets, are often in need of laundry.
If he asks for a small loan until next payday, say no.
Possessing undersized sex organs, he even fails at obtaining carnal knowledge at brothels, even when armed with a stack of $100 bills.
In spite of himself, he has been know to have sex, sometimes with other people, but rarely satisfies anyone including himself.
He was never a boy scout.
He often fails to understand the rules or follow them, even if he did understand.
His only real friend is an old horse, named Rocinante.
No one is sure if his parents had any children that lived.
Additionally should you meet him, he will fast become your favorite person in the world, besides every other person in the world.
He is impossible to underestimate.
At one point, he demonstrated his inability to empty piss out of a boot as he could not follow the instructions written on the heel.
He will make you wish you had more middle fingers.
If he was any dumber, someone would have to water him twice a week.
His ill fitting clothes have empty pockets, are often in need of laundry.
If he asks for a small loan until next payday, say no.
Possessing undersized sex organs, he even fails at obtaining carnal knowledge at brothels, even when armed with a stack of $100 bills.
In spite of himself, he has been know to have sex, sometimes with other people, but rarely satisfies anyone including himself.
He was never a boy scout.
He often fails to understand the rules or follow them, even if he did understand.
His only real friend is an old horse, named Rocinante.
No one is sure if his parents had any children that lived.
Additionally should you meet him, he will fast become your favorite person in the world, besides every other person in the world.
He is impossible to underestimate.
At one point, he demonstrated his inability to empty piss out of a boot as he could not follow the instructions written on the heel.
He will make you wish you had more middle fingers.
If he was any dumber, someone would have to water him twice a week.