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Steve Jobs

A who started apple who died from ligma.
James- Did you you know that Steve Jobs died from ligma
Dame- Who's Steve Jobs
James- Ligma balls
by Water_boy April 14, 2022
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Steve Jobs-less

A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.

They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.
Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.

As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.
by LBtheG May 8, 2022
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Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is
Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot
by p48xqz December 23, 2022
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Odd Jobs

People say it’s yard work but the person doing the odd jobs is really engaging in sexual favors in exchange for money.
Person 1: I do odd jobs for this man that I know
Person 2: what kind of odd jobs

Person 3: he sucks dick for money
Person 1: no I do lawn work
by WeDalt dlril January 23, 2023
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Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs has recently passed away from a disease known as Ligma. Ligma is a deadly disease along with Etma, Sugma, and Puten, all from the originated source Candice
"Yo, did you hear how Steve Jobs died of Ligma?"
"what's Ligma?"
by sethishot69420 April 30, 2023
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eve jobs

Incredibly beautiful, sweet and lovely all the way around. Never let this person go.
Wow. Did you meet eve jobs. She is so smart and beautiful.
by silentsilence August 11, 2023
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Black jobs

relating to the work done or the people working in a nonskilled or nonprofessional environment, which can be easily overtaken by immigrants. The word insinuates micro-aggression, however, when you are confronted by people who ask what exactly are black jobs, you just answer 'anybody has a job' to avoid awkwardness.
"What exactly are black jobs?!" the black journalist asked.

"Anybody has a job" Trump replied.
by Johnny Seven O.M.A. August 1, 2024
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