jammy croissant

When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.
'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'
by Aj2905 September 01, 2014
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Jammy Jammy Tartes

“Jammy Jammy Tartes” is a phrase that Florence Pugh once said on her instagram story. It is currently on her highlights under her ‘Sunday Roast’ Videos

Jammy Jammy Tartes is also a tik toker, she posts 1D, Taylor Swift, Marvel, and more types of content.
It’s cooking with flo. Uhm guys… you jammy jammy tartes
by Carterbaizenswife June 26, 2021
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Fabby Jammy

That stupid "Fabby Jammy" is so bad a apex legends.
by MonkeyLoverMonkeySex October 17, 2022
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jammy wanker

The true definition of a wanker that thinks he is really cool. He does not have a job and pretends to build houses.
Russell Gunther is a true jammy wanker
by russell gunther November 26, 2014
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Jammy Police

A group of police ran by Jammy Boye. They find anyone using non-pg family friendly terms and give them the ban hammer
Me: uses non pg family friendly joke
Jammy Police: NEE NAW NEE NAW BANNED XD LMAO GOTEM
by krispturtle September 08, 2018
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slim jammy

A nickname for a random person being summoned, because of lack of their name.
Hey, you, slim jammy, bring me that broom.
by .50 December 29, 2020
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Jammy Monkey

Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.
“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey
by Dirk shufflebum February 07, 2024
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