The Jamal

When you pull up on a white girl and rip her purse off and start fucking it right there and she’s screaming and you slap her with your 15” shlong right in the face

Jamal: Give me that
Girl: hey stop the
Jamal: take this fat shlong
Girl: hey The Jamal isn’t a bad thing to take

by BigSmexy December 15, 2020

Jamal

That one nigga that won’t calm the fuck down. He has a 9 on him at all times.

“Calm down Jamal! Don’t pull out the 9!”

by LteEeeeeee November 12, 2020

Jamal

wont put down the nine

White Guy: Calm down jamal dont pull out the nine

by ADFrnvrenf3md November 17, 2020

Jamal

The guy that nearly pulled out the 9...

"Woah- Calm down Jamal. Don't pull out the 9."

by Electro_Freak December 25, 2020

Jamal

A name that everyone who writes the definition for on this site obviously has.

Anonymous dude secretly named Jamal: Jamal is a super hot guy with a huggggge dick ;)

by -n o c t u a r y- January 18, 2021

jamal moment

a Jamal moment is when Jamal (epicgamerjah1) does something worthy of a Jamal moment

dude did you see Jamals Jamal moment? it was amazingly pog champ

by jaball January 20, 2021

Jamal Rogerising

To shower obscene amounts per day.

Kip: You said we would play Dota at 7:30
Man: Sorry I was Jamal Rogerising

by The GrayHorse February 23, 2021