israelphobic

israelphobic is that u hate israel with ur entire heart :)

a group of ppl : “WE HATE ISRAEL”
a girl in the group : “ oh then that makes us israelphobic”

by anonymous May 15, 2021

Israeli Response

A morally unjustifiable, disproportionally aggressive, often-violent response to any action or statement erroneously perceived as threatening.

Bro #1:" My mom grounded me for 6 months because of that B I got on my wood-shop project."

Bro #2: "Dude, such an Israeli Response."

Or
John: "Yo, I threw a rock at Jacob and he shot me in the balls."

Muhammad: "Classic Israeli Response."

by gussielittlebear July 23, 2014

Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE

Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE is an often repeated political falsehood intended to mis-inform those ignorant of the history of the Arab-Israeli Conflict.

It is a legal mistake and misnomer to use the phrase ,"Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE", as it does not accurately reflect the legal or political situation. Use of the phrase,"Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE" makes a person sound ignorant and bigoted.

by RMoshe May 14, 2011

The Israeli Army

A relatively small group of elite soldiers, funded almost entirely by the US taxpayer, upheld for the sole purpose of maintaining a Western presence in the Middle-East.

The Israeli Army has killed more innocent civilians than combatants in Palestine.

by mcfly17 December 25, 2011

Israel

A country predominantly inhabited by Jewish people. In 1948, the UN established Israel after the Holocaust. Most people don't realize this but Jewish people actually lived here long before Palestinians.

Israel is a beautiful country.

by dilflover1000 October 19, 2023

Israeli Policies

the israeli policies create peace in the middle east and kill the terrorist population

-PhD professor Harry Barker
Harvard Sociol department of terrorist

Con side should lose always with Feb topic on Israeli policies

by Frontline Debater January 24, 2006

Israeli Mayonnaise

The sexual act of a Jewish couple in which the male ejaculates into a small shot glass which is place on the womens vagina/other partners genitalia. It is then covered in a napkin or cloth then stepped on and broken by the man. After the act is complete, the couple must yell, "Mazeltov!"

News Caster : Recently a Rabbi was arrested for molesting a young school boy.

Bill : I hear he did the act of "Israeli Mayonnaise" on the young child.

Ted : That's just sick.

by The_Rabbi_Rock'n'Roll August 7, 2010