INTARWEBNET

Slang for internet/web. Mostly heard on message forums.

I bought this shirt on the INTARWEBNET.

by ChrisD204 May 16, 2005

intactivist

A person who claims to care about male infants' right to their bodily autonomy (Keeping their foreskin) but spends more time bullying and harrasing men who were circumcised as infants than pushing against institutions that circumcise infant boys.

Mainly right wing, and ironically, right wing policies are the reason why America circumcises most of its youth.

Alex: I'm an intactivist. I hate circumcision because it's something we force in infant boys

Jordan: Me too. I was circumcised the moment I was born and I never got to-

Alex: Ewww wtf you beta male ass soy boy, kill yourself.

Tyrone: Chill dude, I chose to get circumcised as an adult because that's what I wanted for my body-

Alex: I am surrounded by betas! Holy shit what has the world come to!

by SmeeveJeeve June 5, 2022

Intarsia Pizza

A delicious compialation of random ingredients to make the perfect pizza. Casesave shown to be too good, and some have died from inhaling such a perfection.
Ingredients:
Garlic(minced and chopped)
Bacon
Cheese (Cheddar and feta)
Pepperoni
Linguisa
Twizzlers in the shape of the phrase 'HI'
Pineapple

*FOR BEST RESULTS, BAKE AT 450 DEGREES. WHEN YOU THINK IT IS DONE, WAIT AN ADDITIONAL 7 MINUTES FOR PERFECTION.

Any questions, concerns, or off the wall remakrs about intarsia pizza, please contact either:
[e-mail]
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by Robert and Joel October 4, 2008

Intardation

When a person pretends to be mentally or physically retarded or handicapped to avoid having to do something.

Teacher: Johnny will you please clean the white-board for me?
Johnny: Uhh yus teecher.
Johnny then pulls out a banana and eats it with the peel on.
Teacher: Johnny I know your not retarded, that's just what I call intardation.

by Your ugly next door neighbour April 9, 2010

intarweebs

Noun:

( often lowercase ) the Internet: used jocularly when pretending to be or referring to an inexperienced Internet user, or when expressing a disdain for certain Internet social groups:

"Hey Bill, I just got on the intarweebs with my Winders 7 and my Linkskees roooter!"

by Datamus August 30, 2011

Intagram

A word a mentally ill person like Elijah uses for internet. He’s mentally ed.

Turn on ur intagram

by Chokemeplz February 27, 2019

Intaxication

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with

I was in such a state of intaxication the other day after getting my tax refund check that I was giddy all day about what I wanted to buy later. Later I realized that it was my money that the government got the interest on in the first place and got a deflation downer.. Oh well, shopping anyway!

by Merry Ellen April 30, 2010