Instahate

Someone you hate on Instagram. You don't even know them in real life but still, there's this feeling of hate.

Oh you know, she's friends with that girl I instahate.

by youaremurder May 3, 2015

instaventure

when you go on an adventure primarily for finding a good picture to match your instagram theme.

"Man I have nothing to post on insta today."
"Lets go on an instaventure!"

by allusernamesaretaken April 18, 2016

instagasm

When someone you admire comments your instagram posts, you have an orgasm

Lau: Oh god, Patricia coriel commented my post *instagasm intensifies*

by finderskeepers69 August 6, 2016

Instatasking

Having multiple Instagram accounts for different purposes/interests. For example, one for personal use, one for your photography, one for your food shots and so on

Instatasking is not easy! I often mix up the accounts and get weird comments for it

by Womanlychild October 1, 2016

Instabating

When one finds themselves scrolling Instagram so frequently that the time spent doing so is comparable to that of a young man masturbating.

My girlfriend's iPhone shows Instagram is using more data than Spotify and Facebook combined - no wonder she doesn't want to slam me at the moment. All that instabating has ruined her labido.

by basilbrush October 19, 2017

instamad

When your happy then someone says one word or did one thing and it instantly makes you so mad that you can't form that right words, your face feels like it's on fire and your head could spin around at any second.

Examples of instamad
1. You patiently wait for the empty parking space , the car finally pulls out out give a friendly wave and some jackass comes flyin' in and takes the parking spot. Instamad!! Uncontrollable curse, beat the stealing wheel and yell. While your family looks at you like your crazy.

2. Gary was instamad when the fast food place wouldn't accept his travelers checks. He spoke in an unknown pissed language and ended with telling the order girl to get the glitter off your face -it looks stupid!

by messy bun October 29, 2017

instagaga

Bitches who only look fine on the gram.

James: Dammn bro, check out this chick!
Kevin: Nah B, don't fall for that shit. She's an "instagaga"

by Lal Punjabi February 1, 2018