Posc-itis

The excessive spit spraying coughing disease of "super-stoners"

Your Posc-itis disease acted up right after you hit that bong. Shooting me in the face asswipe.

by Ghiberty December 31, 2009

Dobrik-itis

Watching so much David Dobrik, that you begin to be addicted to them, as if they are a drug

I stayed in today and watched David Dobrik all day, now I think I have Dobrik-itis

by david dobriks wife January 25, 2019

Degen-Itis

When a person becomes obsessed with Crypto Banter and can not stop watching the show.

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DEGENS BABY!

Friend: buy the dip and hold!
Me: Yeah! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DEGENS BABY!
Friend: How many times a week do you watch Crypto Banter?
Me: Yes!
Friend: u got a bad case of DEGEN-ITIS

by Crypto_Girl December 22, 2021

Feet itis

Where your feet so fucked up that they start cracking after every step

I don’t want to go to the nail Solon because I know the Chinese people will talk shit about my feet itis in Chinese

by JuicyCat May 04, 2021

pre-itis

The opposite of having the itis. When one has pre-itis, it is also known as having the munchies or just hungry right before taking part in eating a big meal.

Man I haven't ate for 13 hours. I'm fixin to have 2 large pizzas and 2 litre coke. I gots the pre-itis.

by citytv is everywhere April 27, 2006

Star-ity

That of a superstar; cool, famous, a celebrity

When I get to be a model, I'll have so much star-ity!

by PrincessR November 24, 2009

WBC-itis

A condition that affects some atheists, though certainly not all; primarily the ones who are intolerant of religion. Essentially, they take the activities of the westboro baptist church (or WBC) and try to apply them to all Christians, or even to all religious people. The WBC is an extemist hate group, and it is very important to note that they reject, and are rejected by, all other Christian denominations.

This condition may be unintentional, and therefore born out of ignorance; or it may be intentional, and therefore born out of malice.

Stupid person: I hate Christians! All Christians protest all the time with signs that say "God hates fags", and they always disrupt funerals and tell everyone that they're going to hell!
Smart person: No, moron, that's only the westboro baptist church, and no other Christians. You're clearly suffering from WBC-itis.
Stupid person: What? I don't understand!
Smart person: I know you don't.

by klopek007 February 23, 2010