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Intense fuckery

Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.
My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off
by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016
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Intense City

(adj): An uncomfortable or serious situation in real life or on a melodramatic television show that people discuss afterwards. It likens witnessing these events to living in a city that's...intense.
"Whoa, were you there when her boyfriend flipped out about her ex being invited and she cried? It was Intense City."

"That DeGrassi episode about HPV is Intense City."
by Smashhh December 18, 2009
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025
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Intense

Adverb: Of or related to temporary and usually collapsible structures designed to protect people from the elements when sleeping outdoors.
Dave: Hey bro I heard you went camping over the Easter holidays?
Bazza: Yeah bro, it was intense and it was boring as fuck.
by Philo T. Dillo April 5, 2023
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Maximum Intensity Helicopter

The art of spinning your dick so fast you fly threw the window leaving your girl empty handed but you'll feel like you've accomplished somthing in your kinky life
The Maximum Intensity Helicopter is probably the most outrageous thing I ever did, and I'm proud of it
by SenpaiWillNeverNoticeYou March 18, 2015
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Low Intensity Walmart

The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.
Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?

Yeah, it is the only time I will go now
by __naux__ November 19, 2024
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Intense fuckery

Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.
My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off
by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016
mugGet the Intense fuckerymug.

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