Hyper stalk

To obsessively stalk someone

A:hey you’ve seen Harry styles new post

B: yea lol I’ve seen all

A:wow are you hyper stalking him

by Vona April 30, 2020

hyper rape

Eating someone's ass very rapidly while being forced to take it up the butt

Your gonna get hyper raped

by Antcrips June 5, 2017

hyper-lash

A full blown, no holds barred, booze-laden party.

Mick Liddleton: "Looks like we're on for a hyper-lash tonight lads. CHAMPAGNE!!!"

by Goffrey Clayton April 14, 2014

Death Hyper

A disgusting human being that overly reacts to the death of a celebrity. These people tend to post quotes, pictures and even personal messages of said dead celebrity and act like they were a true follower from the very begining. Usually a good 95% of these people barely ever cared about that celebrity or their life and they’ll usually ignore the deaths of neighbors and people within close vicinity but act like they were deeply hurt by the death of a celebrity.

Person 1: Oh shit *celebrity name* died I need to let everyone on social media know how sad and struck I am.
Person 2: Are you seriously a death hyper? You weren‘t all that concerned about the homeless kid being hit by a car the other day.
Person 1: Man, do you even know who *celebrity name* is? He/she was a legend.

by Tajcrnac January 27, 2020

Hyper Hydrociating

Sweating is one thing, but hyper hydrociating is a whole new animal. Hyper hydrociating is when you drink a gallon of water and go on a three mile jog through the desert. Hyper hydrociating is going to an outdoor gym in Louisiana during the dog days of summer. Hyper hydrociating is a rare instance, but you will know it’s occurring when every square inch of your body is secreting sweat. Even your teeth will be producing sweat.

Person 1: damn it’s pretty hot out

Person 2: yeah really hope I don’t start hyper hydrociating.

by After School May 4, 2019

Hyper-Ironic

being unironic about irony but hiding the true forms of truth or sincerity or the origin of the irony being discussed, inherently actually being ironic, in all cases, like verbally, or situationally, or dramatically, but expressing to the audiences as unironic.

"gUyS,, i"m t0ttAllY b3iNg uN1r0nIc, BuT tRu5t Me WhEn I sAy Th15, Hyper-Ironic iSRAEEEEEELLLLLLL"

by certified.female.person.human November 22, 2022

Hyper piper

To pipe (viciously fuck) with hyperactive and supersonic speed, consensual but unexpected often surprising

I got hit with a hyper piper from Gerald last night shit was craaaazzy

by Stunky punk November 23, 2021