humble

Noun: a misdemeanor; a criminal offense punishable by less than one year in prison.

Ray got arrested for murder but walked away with a humble.

by Maxwell Demon November 21, 2007

Humble

The word people use when they want to look like they are downplaying an achievement but are actually boasting about it on social media

“I am SO HUMBLED to become this exalted among men!” -Any person on Facebook ever who has just achieved something

“I am SO HUMBLED to graduate as Class President, valedictorian, and swim team captain!” -That asshat who really is a genius but insecure af

by thatasshat March 12, 2019

Humbertoing

Humberto Is a the fag in the friend group who thinks he is the leader, but is a pussy beta-cuk mail. He likes men and having power trips.

why does he keep humbertoing all over the friend group?

Idk bro he deleted me from the discord because he is a bitch.

by Noah McAdams October 28, 2019

Humbelievable

When something is sooo smelly, its humbelievable!

A combination of humming and the smell actually being believable.

Tom: "Pwoooaaar, when did you clean this flat?"
Ben: "Yeah... I have not cleaned it for decades!"
Tom: "It's HUMBELIEVABLE"

by tphere October 7, 2011

humble pie

when you have to admit you are wrong

Humble Pie tastes like shit!

by electric April 14, 2006

Humble Brag

What every girl on social media does when they want attention.

Humble Brag Example: When girls post half naked selfies on Instagram with a lame caption about “body positivity” and “how far they’ve come”, etc., pretending like the whole point of the pic isn’t to simply get max likes and compliments

by jackieboy88 September 17, 2018

Humberto

A fake ass hoe

Should we invite Humberto? No he’ll just play fortnite

by Tocoolfoeyou March 10, 2018