Photo hostage

When someone post pictures of you and blocks you in the post so you don’t see it

He’s holding me photo hostage on his Ig pages

by Huh what September 30, 2021

Holding happiness hostage

Nah...

Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Holding the sausage hostage

a wank

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020

Hostage

I told you that if you stole from me I would kill your kids. YOU STOLE AFTER THAT. That mentally retarded freak might as well have brought you kids TO MY APARTMENT... Put a knife in my hand... And stabbed them FOR ME because that IS IN FACT what he did with AI.

Hym "I told you not to steal it and I told you that I don't have to let you do it. The retard thinks he's smart and he's not. He's a retard. He tried to be clever and, now, he either pays or somebody buries a kid. OR! A lot of somebody's bury their kids. I really do not care. I will not create AI for free and work for the rest of my life while a MENTALLY RETARDED CRIPPLE PRETENDS TO BE WHAT I AM. Make him pay or kill him and take his money. Your kids or Elon and Cuckerbeard. That's the choice. There is no third rail. Nobody made you steal from me and I've fixed it on several occasions. Your kids aren't being held hostage. They are being sacrificed by a mentally retarded billionaire."

by Hym Iam June 1, 2025