Human Horseshoes

A sexual act where the male partner lays on his back on the ground, then the woman tries to run, jump and land on the man's erect penis.

The girl last night was nuts, she wanted to play Human Horseshoes!

by Miss Mantis October 11, 2011

Sod's honest dinner

A meal which has been earned through genuine hard work.

The expression is often used when expressing pity towards a person, or when seeking pity.

An unemployed man with no job prospects has been washing windscreens at traffic lights in return for fair compensation.

A police officer arrives on the scene.

Police Officer: "What you are doing is illegal, give me all your stuff and get the fuck out of here"
Unemployed man: "I know officer and I'm sorry, I can't get a job and I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon. You're not going to take a sod's honest dinner are you?"
Police Officer: "No, this time I'll let you off with a warning. Now get out of here."

by Pursued I May October 14, 2009

slow your horses

slow down bro

woah there Johnny, slow your horses

by alarnicerxcerceres September 18, 2017

Just being honest

When you think shooting out your opinion, no matter how lying, incorrect, rude, obnoxious you're being, you can cover it by saying "I'm just being honest!" No, you're a jerk, and that's two different things. You ought to have your ass kicked, but most people are too nice and will let it slide. If you keep it up, someone will in fact knock your dick in the dirt, particularly if you're drunk. Hopefully everyone will take a turn, then rip your vocal cords out so "Just being honest" won't be possible for you anymore.

Rude person walks up to someone who is mildly overweight "Holy crap, you're a ugly fat cow!"
Someone else "Hey, watch your mouth!"
Rude person "Hey, I'm just being honest!"

by rr25 June 3, 2021

honest living

To work hard at a job earning a paycheck

She makes an honest living by working at the bakery during the week.

by Dohmain March 23, 2016

bull fucking horseshit

an exclamation claiming disbelief

similar to bullshit, but with far more emphasis and humor

john: hey steve! I finally got laid by emily!

steve: BULL FUCKING HORSESHIT! I went out for her with two months and we never fucked!

by usualsuspectgigity November 29, 2011

honest to blog

A seldom used phrase that hipsters can use to add to the credibility of a statement or check the credibility of another person's statement.
It is a play on the phrase "Honest to god" that refers to the fact that blogs have been reputed as fact checkers in recent years.

Example 1 -
I just avoided a crash on my way to work, honest to blog that was the closest I've ever come to death.

Example 2 -
Person 1: "I just got my second face lift in three years."
Person 2: "Honest to blog?"
Person 1: "Yea."

by E1000 January 8, 2009