“Why is it that heterosexuals endlessly mistreat homosexuals when heterosexuals are the ones giving birth to the future serial killers of the world? They’re always humiliating homosexuals without ever pulling out the mirror and pondering for a very long time (something many homosexuals do when they go through their existential crisis after dealing with so much homophobia). Heterosexuals are going to pay for their evil. They try to lessen someone’s righteous anger by yelling cheap/overused statements like, ‘We love you!’ — heterosexuals don’t love anybody, but themselves. These are superficial words and they don’t prove their love. Their definition of love is forcing someone to be straight... but the moment a gay man hits on a straight man, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE and people act like Mother Teresa crawled out of her grave with an AK-47 to kill everyone in sight because she realised that she wasted TOO MUCH TIME on a sadistic human race that never changes... BECAUSE OF HETEROSEXUALS.”
by Patricia Jenkins September 25, 2018
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Conservative: “Hey have you heard it’s heterosexual pride month?”
Norma person: “shut the fuck up bitch”
Norma person: “shut the fuck up bitch”
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Jorge is acting like a total closet heterosexual, he asked me to suck his dick but I know he has a girl
by Desolate_Gamble November 28, 2015
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I don't date or have sex with trans women because I'm heterosexual and only attracted to the opposite sex not the same sex. If I was "heterogender" I'd probably feel differently but I don't.
by iamthatiam2018 February 25, 2018
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by Perfect confidentiality June 5, 2022
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