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homer

1.) A knucklehead or idiot who's ignorant of the world around them. They lack self awareness and are oblivious to what they say and their own actions.

2.) A blind chauvinist that displays uncritical loyalty and enthusiasm towards a team, organization, leader, band, institution, etc in spite of their obvious faults and shortcomings. Usually belligerent to criticism no matter how constructive or benign it is to their entity they blindly and uncritically support.

3.) People who never learn from their mistakes or never learn period. See definition #1.
I'm no longer friends with him because he's such a homer. I didn't like his attitude nor could I tolerate his ignorance and lack of respect for others. He'll never learn from his own action nor see the light.
by Preston Pierce November 24, 2011
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homerow

To take a keyboard and hit someone with it(espically the middle of it, where the homerow keys are located)
Kevin Rose Homerow'd Kevin Pierria on Tech-Tv
by D3koy September 11, 2006
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dirty homer

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it all around his partner's upper lips, chin, and neck, forming an authentic five o'clock shadow, ala Homer Simpson
When my girlfriend realized that I was giving her a dirty homer, she exclaimed, "d'oh"!
by A. Hugginkiss July 29, 2008
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Homer

Homer is the unfortunate mascot of the Home Depot, Atlanta's projection of how their own workers are expected to come across: Dumpy, overweight, short, cartoonish, caricaturized, and unwilling to make eye contact with you.
"What in the world am I looking at? Dopey showed up?"
"Nah. That's actually Homer."
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
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Homer Commentary

When you are listening to the commentary of a game, homer commentary is demonstrated when the game's commentary is cheering for the home team. Yelling for fouls, at miss shots, at the refs, maybe even for a shot to be missed by the opposing player. Mostly used by the Milwaukee Bucks and sometimes the Boston Celtics.
(5.2 seconds left)
Commentary: Bryant has the ball, turns arounds at the elbow. Jumps, shoots...
Homer Commentary: MISS IT!
Commentary: And he banks it in at the buzzer! Lakers win! 98-96!
Homer Commentary: Bucks lost the game because of the bad calls, nothing you can do about it.
by Henry Yates January 17, 2010
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golden homer

This is where a man is engaging in intercourse with a female and accidentally, or on purpose, pisses inside the bitch and afterwards saying "DOH"
Johnny and Suzie were bumping uglies when all of sudden Johnny gave Suzie a Golden Homer and Johnny exclaimed "DOH"
by COMA SUTRA August 13, 2007
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homer

Having blind judgement towards a player because he is on that person's favorite team. Usually results in poor arguments in discussions and getting raped in fantasy trades.
ROFL Did you see Thud homer Pedro in that god-awful trade yesterday?
by Kenny1243 May 5, 2006
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