drunken hobbit

the term given to someone who's shoes or footwear have been lost/misplaced/stolen during the course of a party or social gathering, largely as a result of their high level of intoxication.

"Look at you, you drunken hobbit"

drunken hobbit by P fresh November 21, 2005

room hobbit 

In college, one who stays in their room for countless hours on end without ever coming out until they grow long hair and toenails.

John had to endure countless jibes and jeers after he finally decided to stop being a room hobbit and emerged from his room with a man mane that came out from his pants, extending down his leg trunks to his jagged, witch toenails.

room hobbit by Katharsis September 18, 2009

fat hobbit

a person who has a fat head and hairy feet originated not too long after the LOTR movies.

shut up man sam you fat hobbit

fat hobbit by bovver September 19, 2006

The Hobbit Trilogy 

The series of movies that followed The Lord of the Rings trilogy and didn't live up to many fan's expectations. But, most agree that Bilbo was very well cast and Smaug was really cool.

`Dude 1: So, what did you think of "The Hobbit Trilogy"?
Dude 2: They were alright. A bit underwhelming, especially the last one. But at least they were better than the Star Wars Prequels
Dude 1: Yeah, totally.

The Hobbit Trilogy by dude...Dude...DUDE...WHOA January 12, 2016

Basement hobbit buster 

One who dresses up in an orange exterminator's jumpsuit going from door to door offering basement hobbit riddance services. Basement hobbit busters (BHB's) specialize in freeing countless grannies and older mothers of their leeching sons and any basement hobbit hoppers and offspring they may accumulate over the years. This is known to be such a noble profession. There is no need to exterminate the hoppers, since they will soon hop off to another loser in their mother's basement as soon as the original hobbit is gone. She will also take her accumulated offspring with her.

Example 1;

Basement hobbit buster: "well, ma'am, it looks like you've got basement hobbits... I heard a ruffling of a bag of chips over there... and I heard a fresh beer crack open."

Old lady: "Oh dear."

BHB: "Well, I'll only charge you for the original basement hobbit, because that hopper sitting there on the couch will leave with her offspring to another once he's gone."

Old lady: "Oh, God bless ya' darling"

BHB: "I sure hope you didn't name any of them, since the extermination will be harder on you if you got attached to them."

Old lady: "Oh... I named them all already. But at least my pension will slowly return to me."

Basement hobbit buster by ~BluntBitch~ July 22, 2009

horny hobbit 

A person of small stature who is perpetually bent on sexual intercourse

"Damn, that little guy sure is bent on getting some pussy!"
"Yeah, he's such a horny hobbit"

horny hobbit by avensus June 20, 2006

Heinie Hobbit 

An obviously flamboyantly gay person.

Goddman Mike is a heinie hobbit!

Heinie Hobbit by Jason Hall June 12, 2008