HOB

verb
past tense: HOBB; past participle: HOBB

Meaning closed or unavailable. Stems from the infrequent opening hours of House of Bagels.

“You mean it’s HOBB again?”

“Could you HOB that door for me?”

by Dissatisfied Baker June 28, 2022

HOB’s Winnets

The most disgustingly tasty winnets

Wob ate HOB’s Winnets

by Michael.Kennedy69 March 7, 2023

hob

hob means hell on bye

“I’m going to the store”

“Get me something”

“Hob“

by Gabby Western July 5, 2022

Dirty Hob

A "Dirty Hob" is when you put a condom and it explodes after you fart while performing any sort of sex, and the recipient dumps you.

"I tried a "Dirty Hob" last night, I farted...SHE DUMPED ME :("

by SweatyCondom December 17, 2022

hob-sobbing

An activity at a social event such as a cocktail party or Christmas party that centers on piteous complaining regarding the current troubling situation, in question,

After the layoffs were announced, the annual year-end party turned into an orgy of hob-sobbing"

by Larry the wordsmith May 17, 2023

hob-shobbled

to be notoriously smacked around in a video gang by NPCs

“Bro I just got absolutely gang-raped, hob-shobbled even by like dudes”

by h0bbl3 August 21, 2024

hob leg

Hob leg, verb. To hob leg someone or something is to reduce its effectiveness or capability in some way.

Hey man, don't hob leg me here!

by dingleboom December 9, 2021