Jim Hendry is a pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung... figuratively speaking. Also known as the useless General Manager of the long suffering Chicago Cubs.
He also won the Ed Wade award for Worst NL Executive for the first half of 2006 by SI.com
He also won the Ed Wade award for Worst NL Executive for the first half of 2006 by SI.com
Jim Hendry can't make a decision to save his team unless it were to involve a trade that included a lifetime supply of doughnuts.
by disgruntledcubfan September 6, 2008
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'I'm bored, think i may go have a visit from pamela handerson.'
'You look happpy, pamela handerson been visiting?
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by Rico Demerius January 17, 2008
Get the Pamela Handerson mug.The baddest guitarist who ever lived. There are people who are endowed with skills, abilities, knacks, talents, and gifts for artisitic expression, coupled with technical ability and imagination sufficient to wow, impress and awe lesser mortals such as you and I. Then there is Jimi Hendrix.
Jimi was doing things with the electric guitar that was far and beyond anything thought humanly possible, and this was when technology, although considered state-of-the-art at the time, was way too primitive for the otherworldly, supernatural gift with which God blessed Jimi Hendrix. His was not a human gift. Such ability and genius is reserved for the angels. There are other "guitar gods" of other musical genres, ranging from country and folk, instrumental to jazz and hard rock, old school heavy metal and alternative metal, who may come close, and even surpass Hendrix in electric guitar sounds, but only because musical technology has come as far as it has since the Electric Gypsy's death way back on Sept. 18th, 1970. If the man with an angel's gift for music was around today, no one would be able to hold a smoldering cigarette butt next to him, let alone a candle. 'Nuff said, point made, end of argument, get over it, tha-tha-tha-that's all, folks.
by Warpig9761 April 10, 2006
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by Num1hendrickfan June 27, 2004
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-Most accurate kicker in NCAA history.
-Should have won the Lou Groza award in 2010, but was snubbed and wasn't even named a finalist.
-Common phrases accompanied with Alex Henery's name:
"Henery's automatic"
"man Alex Henery's so clutch"
"Alex Henery is pure money"
-Basically the greatest kicker ever!
-Most accurate kicker in NCAA history.
-Should have won the Lou Groza award in 2010, but was snubbed and wasn't even named a finalist.
-Common phrases accompanied with Alex Henery's name:
"Henery's automatic"
"man Alex Henery's so clutch"
"Alex Henery is pure money"
-Basically the greatest kicker ever!
Radio Call: Wow, how 'bout this boys. Amazing. Hold your breathe here on this one. Henery on the year, 48 his long. Set it up and we'll be ready to go in a moment. Senior T.J. O'Leary to snap it, Senior Jake West to put it down, Alex Henery to try and put the Huskers in front with a 1:50 left in the game... The ball right on the N, the snap is down, the kick is up, the kick is.. on it's way.. the kick iiss.... GOOODDD!!! *crowd screaming* ohh hahao he makes it in there! 57 yards and a school record to put the Huskers up infront 33-31. This place is rockin and rollin right now as Alex Henery gives his Huskers a 2 point lead.. my goodness.
by hey_purplepumkineater90 April 4, 2011
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Always has a bad pun on the tip of his tongue and knows how to make you laugh but can surprise you with insightful comments about random subjects any time.
Likes a good wine and that old school kind of elegance.
A great hugger with seemingly endless amounts of energy. You will find him on the dance floor of any good party.
Very charismatic and a nerd at heart.
Always has a bad pun on the tip of his tongue and knows how to make you laugh but can surprise you with insightful comments about random subjects any time.
Likes a good wine and that old school kind of elegance.
A great hugger with seemingly endless amounts of energy. You will find him on the dance floor of any good party.
Very charismatic and a nerd at heart.
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