headtable

The act of one hitting their forehead against a table, or any hard surface due to failure, embarrassment, defeat, or any ".....", "o_O", "fml" and/or "wtf" moment.

My life is so messed up. *headtable*

by telrunya April 10, 2009

Hearble

Verb meaning to mishear by being distracted, unfocused, or not paying attention.

Verb forms- hearbles, hearbling, hearbled.

"I didn't understand a word you said, I must have hearbled you."

by vorkosigan April 6, 2009

Heartbeat

Something that actor Don Johnson is still looking for

Have you heard Don Johnson's song Heartbeat? The cheesy lyrics make me laugh

by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018

Heartbreak-19

during the coronavirus quarentine, many boys lost the girls they loved due to the covid-19. this virus was a homewrecker and should be renamed heartbreak-19.

Joe: dude my girl just left me during the quarentine.
Steve: yo man same here she put us on a break.
Joe: it’s the coronavirus it has to be.
Dan: guys, it’s Heartbreak-19.

by Truth Sayer NP April 10, 2020

Healables

objects in games that can be used to heal yourself or others, in the instance with my friends battle royal's.

Logan: anyone have any healables?
Nate: healables are not a word.
Logan: check urban dictionary
Nate: I guess i was wrong like usual *Continues blasting tiktok with no thought of others*

by WelynWheresTheNextEP? August 19, 2021

Petroleum Heartbreak

After months and sometimes years of analysis, Engineers and tons of money is used to drill holes down the ground to find Oil. They do perforations to the location at the end of their drilling in the ground to get the oil flowing in the pipes from ground to the surface.

After this exercise, which took so long and a lot of money and a lot of heavy equipments and machines:

1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Gas coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 30% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Water coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 50% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find nothing coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 100% Hearbreak.

We been drilling all night and nothing is coming out of this feat, I think we are lead towards a petroleum heartbreak.
I came here to drill, but i dont care if it leads to a petroleum heartbreak

by pyrocute August 27, 2013

[Cooter] Heartbeat (CH)

When a girls cooter gets a pulse after she sees something she is attracted to.

"oh my gosh that guy gave me a strong case of Cooter Heartbeat (CH)"

by MSEA July 26, 2017