haps baps

It means Happy birthday it’s just a shorter way of writing it which takes way less amount of energy

Haps baps to my best mate xo

by Slangyyyyyyy May 22, 2018

mad heads

a lot of people in one place at a time.

wow, theres MAD HEADS at this party

by mod ass mitch + Sara aka jarell November 26, 2006

zipper heads

derogitory term for anyone of asian decent

lets go torch those zipper heads
-full metal jacket

by joe schmo May 10, 2004

Headshot

Headshot originated from the game Unreal Tournament, and has been used by FPS players since then. The word is while one is playing an fps, when suddenly out of no where "BOOM, HEADSHOT." When you get a headshot, this may lead to extreme happiness in yourself, because you just pwned that little J00. However, when you are given a headshot, you may tend to scream out, "WTF, Thats Bullshit, LEAVE THE GAME HACKER!"

While playing Counter Strike you may flashbang someone, turn the corner to see them completely blind. You start to shoot at them at point blank, hitting them 2 times, giving them a total of 67 damage. As they become unblind, they will turn and shoot you in the forehead causing instant death. This is known as a "Headshot." Some players will scream out " WHAT THE HELL IS THE TIC RATE IN THIS JOINT?" Others might take it out on things or people around them at the time of the owning.

by Mike Black September 19, 2006

headslam

When a math teacher slams a students head on the desk as punishment for being ignorant.

"You got an F on your exam. Headslam time, baby!"

by Jared Hannum January 12, 2005

Headstoning

The ye olde family tradition of visiting various grave sites usually of recently dead family members. In extreme cases, visiting dead family members that have been dead for centuries. Could also mean perusing the headstones of random people and usually involves making fun of their names or the flower selection of the month.

"Oh no not again! Dad, this is the third time this month we've gone headstoning!"

"That cemetery down the road has the greatest opportunity for headstoning with over five acres of prime headstoning real estate!"

"Assden! Makerberry! Yeaste! These names are too funny!"

"These yellow and pink carnations are too gay for an outdoorsman like Peter was."

by Clint Walker June 24, 2008

In a heap

In a bad state. In a state of severe dilapidation. See banjaxed, in bits, rag order.

I can't go outside the door today. I'm in a heap after last night.

by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007