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Diane Hastings

To be of pure awesomness and perfection yet slightly insane.
Friend: How was your date last night with Diane?
Brian: Man she totally Diane Hastings that blowjob last night.
by blackdragon9229 April 8, 2011
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Dick Hating

someone who hates one your swag
by itsablack guy October 11, 2011
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Crash Test Hastings

During anal, Hastings and his partner stand up facing the edge of the bed. Hastings' partner is behind him with just the tip of his penis inserted in Hasting's asshole. They they both fall forward onto the bed causing the rest of Hasting's partners penis to ram up his ass.
The best bump Jason ever took was so good, they named it after him..Crash Test Hastings.
by RobJeremy May 19, 2016
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Hatting

The new sexy semi-underground kink, wherein people engage in wearing others like hats. The hatting scene consists of two subgroups: the person who wears the hat, and the hat him- or herself. Addictive phenomenom.
"Why are you smiling like that?" "Jessica's been hatting me last night."
by Adam01 February 2, 2007
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Haiting

destroying some one or somthing beyond repair.
guy 1: Dude, i just went haiting on that girl last night!

guy 2: Sweet man!
by AbC sex guy January 26, 2010
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Pimp Hating Blondie

The outdated practice in which white women who have been frustrated by a black man in her past, dyes her hair platinum blonde and dedicates her life to vain attempts to play out black guys, be they nerd or NBA player.
That woman who is suing Michael Jordan for not paying her extortion money over their torrid affair is a Pimp Hating Blondie.
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hastings

A retail store that pot heads, crack addicts, thieves, emo kids, little old ladies, and DVD rental stores that went out of business go to sell stolen stuff, because hastings buys used books, DVDs, and CDs.
A retail store that drug users, thieves, emo kids little old ladies go to sell stolen stuff, because hastings buys used books, DVDs, and CDs.
GSA : "How's it goin'? Thanks for comin' to hastings!"
Customer : "I got some stuff I want to sell you guys."
GSA : "OK, Lets see what you've got here...Ma'am are you sure that you want to get rid of all 27 copies you own of Tremors 4 and this Jessica Simpson CD?"
Customer : "Yes, and I need whatever I can get in cash, because" (...this is where said customer explains for 3-5 minutes why they need to sell so many copies of the same item. Why they need the money. The reason they will be in next week with 20 more copies of some other movie that nobody wants to watch.)
by Etinerub Nav April 15, 2008
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