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haaziq

a word for someone who is very goodlooking and loves fashion, also someone who is salty when it comes to certain situations. Can also be used for someone who loves thrills and adventure, someone who is 24/7 thinkig positive.
Hey, look at that haaziq go!
by un4sty September 30, 2017
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handism

Descrimination between the left and right hands.
Handism is a growing problem in today's society. Right-handers may not realize it, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
by LacieM September 4, 2005
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Hanging a wire

A term for when a man urinates.
Never touch a man when he is hanging a wire.
by jacknut January 25, 2012
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Hanging Wedgie

A hanging wedgie, is a wedgie, where your under wear is up your asscrack and pulled up, it is sore as hell. A hanging wedgie is where your breifs are hung on a lampost, hook, flagpole etc.
True story
I'm a nerd, I'll admit it. I wear tighty whities, A STRONG BLADDER (so I pee when I get scared) have loads of freckles and like science.. last year in high school I was talking to my best freind, who is a nerd too. Then 4 girls tackled us and dragged us to an abandoned room and stripped us to nothing but our breifs. Then 2 girls took my freind somwhere else and I remained in the room where they did casual wedgies, melvins, and texas wedgies. There is a coat hook in there. They hooked me on it and left me there. Then later came back with 7 BIG glasses of water. They said if they didn't drink it they would make the wedgies 10 times worse. And so I did. I needed to piss so bad. I lost it and wet my self silly in the breifs. The girls laughed at me and unhooked me. They then spanked me for 5 minutes and said 'It's flagpole time, nerd', I Was raised on the flagpole then, peeing and pooping, dangling around naked. 2 days later my teacher i have a crush on saw me. My balls and ass hurt bad. Hanging wedgie.
by ElroyThePALADIN November 27, 2013
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low hanging fruit

Easiest tasks of the day in your dull, mindless office job
'You know... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and take care of the low hanging fruit first...'
by Ray Babycakes July 20, 2006
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Handiginity

The first time you masturbate, therfore losing your virginty to your hand
Jose: Dude! i masturbated for the first time last night!
Don: Oh bro! looks like you lost your Handiginity!
by conolangus December 6, 2010
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Handiphone

A Charlieissocoollike commercial promoting a surgical procedure designed to make your hand into a phone. Permenantly.
Handiphone, Handiphone,
It's a hand but it's a phone
as well!
by Youaresocoollike June 30, 2009
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