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Mob Handed

adj. Describes turning up en masse, usually in preparation for trouble like kicking the crap out of some other guys, or as a safety in numbers precaution to prevent exactly that. Also applies in work life, when you call a meeting and some dipshit brings 10 buddies, or you throw a party and some utter loser...brings 10 buddies.
"Fuck me if Chopper didn't turn up at the Red Lion mob handed last night looking to get even with Frankie Four Inches. By Last Orders no cunt was left standing in the place. Fucking carnage"
by Satandog February 26, 2006
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handrew jackson

A handjob that costs $20
Guy 1: Dude, I got a Handrew Jackson last night!

Guy 2: With the $20 you owe me?!
by FwaaBwaa January 4, 2014
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Erin Handrews

The new and improved name for your hand. Thanks to the peephole incident this is a new name for your hand.
Watching college football makes me want to use my Erin Handrews.
by mosman10 October 3, 2009
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handmeister

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.
My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.
by Sommersby May 13, 2017
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handro

Just a god. Actually cares for friends and doesn’t care what other ppl think
by Mr1604 November 4, 2018
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One handed chat

To engage in cybersex. More specifically, to type erotic chat with one hand while pleasuring oneself with the other hand.
Since she weighed 500 pounds in real life, Brenda only did the one handed chat with her many prospective boyfriends.
by Mike West 27 September 2, 2009
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Errin Handie

A Jewdo fighter who loves cock and Batman and especially Batman's cock.
"Did you see that Errin Handie all over Batman's cock at the 'Dark Knight' premier?"
by Matthew Scoobinstein December 31, 2011
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