A female that is quick with her hands, either helping others or causing others pain by hitting them. Uses very violent methods to help gain fame and harsh words
Handy Mandy is a beast
by ahfobkjangoiaho129ru19t90uf November 30, 2015
When the non-physically challenged park in handicapped parking spaces. Often these drivers will use a relative's handicapped pass or an expired temporary pass as a cover.
Eduardo: "Wanna go to the movies tonight? I heard that Mighty Ducks 71 is playing."
Gertrude: "Doesn't your granddad have mad cow disease? How about pulling a handy and beating the ticket line. I'm sure that he won't mind if we take his Yugo."
Gertrude: "Doesn't your granddad have mad cow disease? How about pulling a handy and beating the ticket line. I'm sure that he won't mind if we take his Yugo."
by spatulasaucepan June 17, 2007
J-"Since we are both naked in the shower we shouldn't waste this opportunity for you to give me a soapy handy."
M-"Get bent, do it yourself."
M-"Get bent, do it yourself."
by Wrenchinfool November 27, 2015
by Ron VaShon August 25, 2020
A hand job from the top bunk of a bunk bed. As if God himself reached down from the heavens to jerk you off
Dude this one kid at church camp tried to give me a heavenly handy shit was kinda awkward the next morning
by NarwhalJesus January 06, 2020
by Meeksable October 01, 2015
An Example would be that old army war guy with a patch and in a wheel chair that's always screaming at the birds and people or hitting on old women.
Ex: That old fuck is some handi-douche. Lets Kizzle him
Ex: That old fuck is some handi-douche. Lets Kizzle him
by hahahabitchhahahah March 11, 2010