Spit Handie

When spit is used as a lubricant to improve the quality of a hand job.

At first I wasn't feeling the love, but that dirty slut upgraded it to a spit handy

by mowen January 19, 2005

pulling a handy

When the non-physically challenged park in handicapped parking spaces. Often these drivers will use a relative's handicapped pass or an expired temporary pass as a cover.

Eduardo: "Wanna go to the movies tonight? I heard that Mighty Ducks 71 is playing."

Gertrude: "Doesn't your granddad have mad cow disease? How about pulling a handy and beating the ticket line. I'm sure that he won't mind if we take his Yugo."

by spatulasaucepan July 14, 2007

Handi-capper

When a Tik Tok or IG content creator who looks like they probably have a serious mental disability creates content that would be average if done by a normal person, but because the content creator looks disabled it comes off as a lot more impressive and even inspirational.

Example: half of the white kids who post dance videos on Tik Tok.

Person 1: have you seen that retarded kid's dance videos on Tik Tok? He's an inspiration!

Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too, but after a while I figured out that kid's not retarded he's just weird looking.

Person 1: Damn, what a handi-capper!

by BeefRocket82 May 27, 2023

buttercream handy

The usage of real butter for masturbation lube. Bonus points if buttermilk is used as a substitute

That daytime hooker only charges $20 for a buttercream handy

by Brandon Byars August 26, 2017

Handie Down

When your girlfriend's older sister gives u a hand job.

..."I was at Julie's last night and got a handie down from Rebecca..."

by Ron VaShon August 25, 2020

brown handy

To put fecal matter into your own hand and preform a handjob.

My girlfriend ate curry for dinner last night and gave me the worst brown handy!

by Fresh Sketch September 17, 2019

Standy Handy

A hand job you get while standing in a crowd.

While I was at a Palm Beach Bar, I got a standy handy.

by Jizzshoes January 25, 2019