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Mafia Hand Job

The act of using a carp to pleasure the male sexual equipment. The experience is further heightened by the use of 'dirty talk' such as: "I'm gonna make you sleep wit da fishes" and "Your cock gonna spray like my mamma's dinga-magoo"
Can I have that large carp over there please? I'm going to give my boyfriend a Mafia Hand Job
by Eric the Red December 15, 2004
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the kristin hand job

a hand job distributed by females named kristin. the hand job is usually preformed when the said woman falls asleep on a males lap. she will proceed to vigorously tug on your wiener in an erratic motion. the kristin hand job is very dry and will leave your dick extremely sore.
"what happened to you last night"
"well, sadly, i received the kristin hand job"
"didn't you try to stop it"

"yeah, but she was so determined"
"that must of been awful"
"it was so dry, she tore my dick apart"
by getttttmoneyfuckyounigggero April 14, 2010
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dutch hand job

When a girl is riding on the back of a motorcycle with a guy driving and suddenly she's in a big hurry to get somewhere. So, she reaches around, pulls his penis out and starts stroking it. Although not official, generally the guy will accelerate the motorcycle pro rata with the rate of speed of the hand job.
The passengers on the Amish tour bus were puzzled when a dutch hand job passed them on a moped.
by the cheese man December 30, 2013
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california Hand Job

Hey dude, this guy gave me the best California Hand Job last night, i came all over his toes.
by Zac Mike June 16, 2009
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Fun Bus Hand-Job

An exciting, secretive hand-job performed on a fun bus on the ride back from your trip. The thrill of the trip combined with the hand-job itself creates an explosion in your pants. If done right, none of your seat neighbors will be disrupted.
"After riding roller coasters all day Stacy just Larry a Fun Bus Hand-Job"
by Livin'LikeLarry August 6, 2012
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Bangladesh Hand Job

A hand job with your mouth, lots of tongue
I gave the cab driver a Bangladesh Hand Job and my ride was free
by Skwo10 March 3, 2014
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arabian hand job

when you get a hand job with a sandy palm that grinds your shaft
i gave myself an arabian hand job at the beach this afternoon
by nasty animal party December 31, 2009
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