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Stringy Hamster

The stringy hamster is where a woman is menstruating and the male who hasn't shaved in a few days puts his face next to her vagina and her blood leaks on to his face resembling a violated hamster
Sometimes i wish we could share a Stringy Hamster
by SHENZILLA December 18, 2010
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hampster with a gun

Pretty much self-explanitory. If you see a hampster with a gun, you might want to get the hell out of there, cuz they are pretty mean shots.
Guy 1-"Holy sh*t, that fuggin hampster had an MP5!!!"
by EmuHerder March 2, 2005
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Hamster Wheel Brain

When your brain runs about some issue over and over again and won't stop, just like a hamster running in its exercise wheel. It keeps running, but doesn't get anywhere.
I'm having such hamster wheel brain about whether or not to take this job offer.
by dward May 30, 2004
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hamster rating system

A form of rating women as compared to ramming the equivalent number of hamsters up your bum.
Boy oh boy that girl was so hot, she's worth 18 hamsters
by Nicky G May 4, 2003
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Hamster Hump

"She put her hair in pigtails, so I hamster humped the crap out of her."
by Matt H. October 5, 2004
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hampsterman

An abomontaion of nature, one parent being a hampster one being a disturbed human with a furry rodent fetish and another parent being satan himself.
Forever tormented by his heritage, illigitamacy as human or beast, ugly-beyond-belief appearance that makes babys cry, woman scream and men suck thier thumbs from kilometers away.
Doomed to be hated by all living and non-living things the hampster man has taken the form of a terribly illiterate and dumbassed teacher at a below average shit hole school in Brisbane, Australia.
The hampster man can be identified as a retarded looking creature, he is short, stumpy and balding due to the stress of his sin-against-nature life he has chewed off all of his fur except for the small amount ontop of his head.
The hampster man is known for unexplainable fits of furry and anger where he will yell for little or no reason endlessly. these are reffered to as hampsterman-splosions.

The hampsterman song:
Who can take a sunrise away
Sprinkle it in poo
Cover it in gay
and a satanic ritual or two?

The hampsterman
The hampsterman can
The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate and makes the world a horrifying place

Who can take a schoolday
Wrap it in a death wish
Soak it in the blood of babies
and make a terrifyingly shit history lesson?

Children(in fear): The hampsterman?

The hampsterman
The hampsterman can
The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate and makes the world a horrifying place

The hampsterman makes
Everything he does
horrifying and disgusting
Talk about your childhood wishes
Forget those, your hampsterman's bitches

Who can take tomorrow
Douse it in kerosean
Quadruple the sorrow
And cover you face in his "cream"?

The hampsterman
Children(crying in terror):the hampsterman can

Tom: The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate
And makes the world a horrifying place
And the world is a horrifying place cause the hampster man thinks it should
"Fuck you hampsterman you suck."
by Richard Butler June 20, 2007
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pants hampster

A man's dick, rod, or johnson.
In order to put his balls in the sad girls mouth, Milton had to put his pants hampster on her forhead.
by MemphisTN October 17, 2005
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