HufflePuff

"HufflePuff" is one of the many names of a well known forum troll in Israel. Claiming to be a teenage female, her famous haunting place are the Computer Hardware forums of www.gamer.co.il.

Her behavior includes: General trolling, trying to prove her superior intellect (And failing miserably), judging other people's fashion sense, trying to acquire a picture and an MSN nickname of every forum member and in general having no life.

Known aliases: Hifflepuff, Cassandra, Hassandra, Comeundone, and many others too numerous to count. She has been banned more times than anyone can count, but always finds a way to get back onto the forums and keep trollin'.

HufflePuff: "Too bad you guys are so pale, I want to see real men here (That is, tanned !)."

HufflePuff: "You look like a caveman with all that hair !"

HufflePuff: "Wow, much hair on your chest ! You gotta remove it quick !"

by Sovereign007 June 18, 2009

hufflepuff

the pussies of Hogwarts, except Tonks and Cedric Diggory. the rest are pussies

"I'm not brave, smart, or ambitious, that's why I'm in Hufflepuff."

by Christine F. October 11, 2007

Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff, the loser house at Hogwarts. Gryffindor, values courage. Slytherin, values ambition and cunning, Ravenclaw, values Intelligence and wit but Hufflepuff just values loyalty and hard working - how lame is that compared to the rest? No one wants to be in Hufflepuff.

And quick side note - its emblematic animal...is a badger, I mean, fucking Gryffindor have a goddam lion and Hufflepuff gets a badger?

Hufflepuff, is a house for people who are hard-workers (NERDS!!!)

by Peevesthepoltergeist January 15, 2010

huffle

A blank, phonetic place-holder with no semantic import whatsoever, "huffle" can be used to dispel silence-anxiety, to amuse a baby, or to dispel the cloying rhythm of a maudlin, unbearably sappy song full of fake emotion and sanctimonious crypto-nationalism.

"Sing-us-a-song, you're- a pia"-HUFFLE-"man / Sing-u-" HUFFLE "-ight, well we're all in" HUFFLE "dy, and you've" HUFFLE. HUFFLE.

by James Corn October 20, 2003

Hufflepuff

Per Harry Potter Wiki/Sorting Hat:

"You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
And unafraid of toil"
—The Sorting Hat
Roughly translates into, the house of "tools"

Hey, you know that youtube cellphone popcorn video is a fake right?
What? I might as well be in Hufflepuff

Hey, anyone want to go do some task nobody else wants to
Aye, said the Hufflepuff

by ravenclawMD April 11, 2010

Haffet

To eat turtle soups or give crazy ladies turtle soup.
People like this seem to LOVE lots of Kiwi.
Sometimes they may even rever to themselves as "Papi Champi."

Kiwi: hello?
Guy: yea?
Kiwi: oh wow, you're cool.
Guy: hell yea, I'm the champ!
Kiwi: you're such a haffet.

by hatersrcool January 1, 2010

hufflepunk

wen u deez nuts lmao goteem hahaha funny jokes lil scrump

Hey you want to suck my hufflepunk

Yes hahaha give the good nuts.

by Sir Nippy January 23, 2018