Howell

To steal something

Max F: Did you Howell it?
Max D: Yeah! I totally Howell’ed it.

by R2D2UDE December 25, 2017

hewell

the act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously, describe by some who have tried it as a tug of war between your anus and penis.

the key is to ejaculate at the same as you are defecating to achieve a totally new level of sexual pleasure

Guy 1: Hey you ever tried a hewell?

Guy 2: Nah man, whats it like?

Guy 1: its hard , but its pretty much sexual nirvana

by MrHouse2011 November 13, 2011

Hoewelry

Cheap jewelry you find on the floor after a one-night stand.

To pawn-seller: Yo boss, how much you give me for all this hoewelry?

by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants January 24, 2017

Howell

Place where you kiss abe and play the guitar. That is a howell

Bob: "Let's go howell!"
Jerry: " I'm in!"

by Jball2500 November 14, 2018

Hopewell Academy

A literal circus. The math teacher and the receptionist are basically the only sane ones. It is infested with antivaxer teachers, a history teacher who uses Wikipedia and WatchMojo Top 10 videos as educational resources, and a fucking clown for the head of school who made the few members of administration with the authority to keep shit together quit their jobs.

“My history teacher just told us that trains didn’t exist in the nineteenth century.”

“What fucking school do you go to??”

“Hopewell Academy.”

by cursed.jpg November 26, 2019

howell

a top tier greeting you give to the boys

dude1:Yo howell are the bowells????????????????????????????????????????????
dude2: the bowells are G bro

dude1: Thx bro

by donthateonthearts March 15, 2020

Hopewell

A small, somewhat beautiful, extremely boring town in central NJ that's completely devoid of culture and personality. The homegrown people there are weak, disingenuous, privileged, two-faced, insecure, dishonest, hypocritical, unappealing, and cowardly. Every businesses there is completely useless. Every restaurant there is mediocre at best. It is unwise to raise a family there because it will not prepare them for the world. It will only prepare them to live in Hopewell. Also known as Okiedokeville.

Person: Remember when I confronted that wannabe redneck guy for talking tough and he immediately backed down and acted like we were best friends?

Person 2: Yeah that was weird. He was like twice your size and had 20 of his friends with him.

Person: What do you expect... They're from Hopewell.

by Impeccable Truth November 1, 2021