Hesser

Midwest term for long-haired (sometimes feathered)persons (usually male) who look like they listen to heavy metal circa 1970s or 1980s. Could be derived from Hessian.

Dude, check out that hesser!

by Jface February 10, 2005

Hessa

an unknown state of mind, unknown location & a scary ass mother fucking situation.

sara is being a hessa

by Ameow March 9, 2011

Ross Hession

Ross Hession is a common name for someone with a big Penis

(After a nights sex two woman are talking) Oh my god, he's such a Ross Hession

by John trillman October 6, 2008

Hessler

A hairy uncircumcized penis that is fatter than it is long.

Man I have a Hessler.

by Derrek47 September 21, 2011

The Bloody Hessian

When a man pierces a woman's vagina with his bayonet dick, causing her to bleed profusely.

I gave the bloody hessian on accident to my daughter's friend on friday.

by Spandex McGee July 3, 2008

Hessian

One who is supreme in one or another subject.

(A Hessian is a large, blood-thirsty, mercenary used in the Revolutionary war)

JJ: Yo, Johnny is such a hessian in Math class

Steven: Really? I always thought he was stupid

JJ: No, he's a hessian...

by dustbuster8526 April 5, 2008

hessel

'To Hessel' means: to masturbate while thinking of anal sex with animals.

"dude, the ass of that dog makes me horny. I'd really like to Hessel right now!"

by Hessel August 10, 2006