Dude! You know that goth chick we met last night? Well after the party, we went out back, and she totally fucking cut her palm open! Then she grabbed my dick and gave me a good ol' fashion Cutter's Handjob .
by Captain Rummidew June 09, 2010
1. When an act of penile masturbation results in the owner of the fleshy appendage feeling "sour" or "spicy" - usually because of mechanically induced hyperkeratosis lesions on the giver (and subsequently on the receiver) of the manual stimulation. This assault on a friendly weapon can result in the penis looking like a plate of kimchi.
2. When one uses Kimchi as lube before doing the five finger knuckle shuffle
2. When one uses Kimchi as lube before doing the five finger knuckle shuffle
1. "Seth went home with that hot chick that works down at the docks and she gave him a kimchi handjob - his monster is raw."
2. "Oh, that mixed smell of fermented napa cabbage, daikon radish, scallions, Korean red pepper powder, fish sauce, fresh ginger, garlic cloves & salted shrimp? Yeah, that's my junk. Last night I got a Kimchi Handjob."
2. "Oh, that mixed smell of fermented napa cabbage, daikon radish, scallions, Korean red pepper powder, fish sauce, fresh ginger, garlic cloves & salted shrimp? Yeah, that's my junk. Last night I got a Kimchi Handjob."
by Dr. Michael Mancini August 30, 2013
When a man or woman’s lays on arm or hand to make numb then proceeds to perform handjob on self or partner
by ThePhantom89 January 12, 2021
Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?
Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob
Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons
Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob
Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons
by beingcatfishedrn October 09, 2018
by Salt18 November 18, 2016
The act of spitting between the breasts of a busty lady and then place your penis between them and squash them together with your hands so becomes tighter and fuck them.
This Polish lady had the perfect big tits for Turkish handjob, but the English woman had small tits so it couldn't happen.
by Memeforlife September 18, 2023
by Canadiantetons February 17, 2019