The new most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 12 Guidos and a Cadillac with a nice stereo system.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.
Then Cum in her face.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.
Then Cum in her face.
Mike: Hey, did you see that new show Jersey shore?
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.
by fist pumpin' champ December 9, 2009
Get the Houdini Guido Raid mug.Often mispronounced Ghi-l-da it is pronounced Gee-l-da. Teachers will often pronounce the name wrong at which the Gilda in question will get calmy correct the teacher. A Gilda usually has good grades.
by M8 which knows stuff April 10, 2018
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Guy 1: Hey check out that guidhoe on the floor.
Guy 2: Yeah man i head she'll suck oyu dry for pocket change!
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Guy 1: Giovanni and Sicilia broke up.
Guy 2: Yeah i heard he was gettin' tired of that guidhoe.
Guy 1: Hey check out that guidhoe on the floor.
Guy 2: Yeah man i head she'll suck oyu dry for pocket change!
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Guy 1: Giovanni and Sicilia broke up.
Guy 2: Yeah i heard he was gettin' tired of that guidhoe.
by Bobby Crown February 21, 2008
Get the Guidhoe mug.The English, and better way of spelling "Guilford". For some reason just because it has a silent d in it, the American's felt the need to take it out when they named that town near North Carolina... Anyway...
Guildford is a city near Woking, in England... People say Guildford is better, but Woking is now catching up.
Guildford has an impressive cathedral amongst other things, such as a good ice hockey team (or so they say), a fairly good college and just generally good shopping facilities.
It is also a good place to go "emo" spotting... At weekends, you will often find gangs of these so-called emos hanging around at certain places throughout the city. It is a wonderful place to waste time and is often a treat for the eyes! If you're into that sort of thing.
Guildford is a city near Woking, in England... People say Guildford is better, but Woking is now catching up.
Guildford has an impressive cathedral amongst other things, such as a good ice hockey team (or so they say), a fairly good college and just generally good shopping facilities.
It is also a good place to go "emo" spotting... At weekends, you will often find gangs of these so-called emos hanging around at certain places throughout the city. It is a wonderful place to waste time and is often a treat for the eyes! If you're into that sort of thing.
by Dwergi May 21, 2006
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Or if you are Tim: weekly podcast hosted by Tim and his sidekick Tom
Basically, TCGTE is the funniest podcast you will ever hear.
Topics vary from time travel to dating and everything inbetween.
Or if you are Tim: weekly podcast hosted by Tim and his sidekick Tom
Basically, TCGTE is the funniest podcast you will ever hear.
Topics vary from time travel to dating and everything inbetween.
"Tim- Fucking baby boomers!
Tom- ...ok...so anyway, starbucks..."
Listener-Ah The Complete Guide To Everything, legend .
Tom- ...ok...so anyway, starbucks..."
Listener-Ah The Complete Guide To Everything, legend .
by iheartbabyboomers. jk im tim! November 21, 2010
Get the The Complete Guide To Everything mug.Any kind of fast car that a guido would drive or does drive with the tendency to explode when driven into a solid structure at high speeds.
Guido "Did you hear about Kevin"
other Guido"no"
Guido "Well turns out he took out half of rite-aid with his guido torpedo when he was trying to get some hair gel"
other Guido "Fucking waste of a V-dub"
other Guido"no"
Guido "Well turns out he took out half of rite-aid with his guido torpedo when he was trying to get some hair gel"
other Guido "Fucking waste of a V-dub"
by Dirty Dorian March 29, 2007
Get the Guido torpedo mug.A car (usually crappy import 4 cylinder or domestic equiv) driven by a sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area. Usually outfitted with ridiculous rims, a ridiculous spoiler, etc, etc.
by Douchebaggierie February 28, 2010
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