Grumpy Bowler

Wearing your shoes for authenticity, you begin fucking your woman doggy-style. When you are close to climaxing…withdraw cock. Insert your thumb in her asshole and two fingers in her pussy (like holding a bowling ball). Cumming on her back you yell…… STEEEEE-RIKE. Give her back a quick polish with a rag or sock afterwards.

My wife was busting my chops about taking out the garbage, so I took her upstairs and gave her a 'grumpy bowler'.

by mac_the_knife March 08, 2011

Grumpy Banana

When someone is being generally unpleasant to be around for no good reason. Commonly used to cheer up the banana in question

Roxanne! Dont be a grumpy banana! We can just go to the store and get more orange jello!

by Eff You Later August 11, 2011

Bump Grumpies

Just like "Bump Nasty" or "Bump Uglies".

Hey let's go bump grumpies then get some food.

by Faelan January 18, 2007

grumpy punch

being punched in the asshole so many times it turns into goatse

ricardo got grumpy punched and bled like hell

by thebootsybeast November 04, 2010

grumpy pussy

1. Just like it sounds.
2. An intoxicated cat.

1. Well, I thoguht I was going to get some last night, but I found nothing but GRUMPY PUSSY!

2. Meowwwww

by TheGrumpyPussyinator October 08, 2003

Bust A Grumpy

To ejaculate until you can’t feel your penis anymore

I was so horny yesterday I had to go and bust a grumpy

by Mymomsinsane05 December 23, 2020

grumpy goose

to be overly grumpy and yelling at people on the internet for no reason like Taylor "Southern" Pomeroy.

Tayler - "YOUR SO DUMB, WHY CANT U HIT HIM ONCE, I HIT HIM IN THE FOOT 4 TIMES WITH AK"

Tyzr - "Your just a grumpy goose, its for fun"

by killminder August 27, 2008