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Grumpy gooch

A rash formed on your gooch from over working a worn out, sweaty gooch.
Damn Bailey I have a grumpy gooch today.
by I’m really him July 27, 2021
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grumpy fart

A grumpy fart is when ur bowels in ur asshole drop a megafuckton of octaves and make a sound that sounds like a whale just two steped a giraffe
Yo Jared just layer down the grumpy fart
by Mr Chico Xeen May 8, 2022
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Grumpy Member

Grumpy Member

/ˈɡrəmpē ˈmembər/

noun

def. A penis with fecal matter on it.
The Grumpy Member smelled poorly, a washing was in order.
by Himchickenrich May 10, 2022
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Grumpy Dumpy

A shit that is not refreshing and feels bad to let go
I just shitted in my pants this shit a grumpy dumpy. -Palmer Mcshitter
by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022
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Grumpy dumpy

A shit that is not refreshing to let go and you wish you hadn’t.
I just shifted my pants that shit was grumpy dumpy.
by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022
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Grumpy dumpy

When you let a shit go and it was not refreshing and you regret letting it go.
I just shitted my pants that shit was a grumpy dumpy.
by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022
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Grumpy man cigar

I dirty old man - Who has done meth / pain pills most of his life

Has barley any teeth if none, a perverted nasty gossiper who is usually covered with old man moles. Has nothing else to do with the rest of his pathetic life but smoke cigars, stink and talk shit about everyone.
Did you see the maintenance man Nickolas?
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he ?!!!!
by Anteater555 December 14, 2022
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