Gobin

when on shrooms and you feel like eating gummy bears and not have bitches with u . you call it gobin (GOB)
which is gummy bears over bitches

yo lets pick up elen. nah fuck that shit we gobin niggaaa G.O.B fuck that bitch ;)

by the GOBIN niggas from the 305 January 22, 2011

growing up

A term female celebrities will often use as an excuse to turn into a total slut/whore/courtesan/prostitute/harlot. They usually start their careers at a young age, with a fake innocent image. When they are close to their twenties, new, unneccessarily slutty and horrendous songs and music videos will be produced. More often than not, they will be hated by the world, contrary to their beliefs that they will sell even more. What a bunch of whores.

Another excuse from them would be things such as, "im just showing my true self, the innocent me is just a fake image"
In other words, they are nothing but a pure bred prostitute.

1)Britney Spears: So like, what do you think of my new video. Like, is it gooood?
Random man: You, my good woman, are an atrocious slut.
Britney Spears: omgwtfhaxx, im just growing up!

2)Christina Aguilera: Im like, soooo going to come up with a slutty and annoying song/video, just because im growing up
Random Man: Dude, what about your vocal talents(*whisper*if you even have any*whisper*)
Christina Aguilera: Dude, screw that, im actually a whore.
*sometime after her sales go down*
Christina Aguilera: Noooo, i aint no whore, im just experimenting with my image, see, look at my new music video.

by Narzhul November 7, 2008

Growing A Mustache

Same as above, but it is supposed to be spelle Moustache

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Kick To Groin

Someone doing a field goal attempt on you.

They were many, many days that I wanted to kick Noel in the groin.

by Saints September 25, 2003

globins

a.) Consciousness, being.
b.) One's mind.

My globins were blown by the philosophical essay I just read.

by Sean Ramsay April 22, 2008

Groin Stride

During sex and one partner is on top of the other (usually works better when woman is on top) and instead of bouncing she just strides your groin. It is usually when she's really into it and she's about to climax. There is less of an in and out motion and just a basic stride.

I think that hottie from Wrightwood was really into it, because she was groin striding the shit out of me last night. I have chafing scars on my hips! Ahh the good ole groin stride strikes again.

by Nasty&Pats Imagination Factory January 16, 2010

parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010