Greg Called

A phrase used to out your friend when he's only talking to a chick due to beer goggles.

Friend: "Dude, Greg called."
Guy w/ BeerG oggles: "Thanks bro. Sorry hun, gotta take this call."

(walking away from ugly chick)
Guy w/ Beer Goggles: "Thanks man."
Friend: "No problem, I was afraid I'd hear a Coyote Ugly story from you tomorrow."

by Danielle Benford May 9, 2008

Greganese

Greganese is the native language of someone named Greg. Characterised by being very hard to understand due to grammatical and spelling variations. Greganese can only be learnt by changing ones name to Greg or by spending excessive amounts of time in close proximity to a Greg.

Greg: "Yerah, they kick startered it"
Doug: "um...what did Greg say?"
Ross: "I don't know, he's speaking Greganese"

by Tracemaster-T December 9, 2013

greg larsen

Greg larsen is the name of a really chessy guy that goes after freshman girls at the local Hall High School in Spring Valley, Illinois. He also tries way too hard to be funny.

Did you see that Greg Larsen is going after that freshman?\
Not surprised at all.

by flippin hipps February 16, 2018

Greg Baker

Hottest most sexiest bald bloke you will ever see. Often goes by "G Banger" or quite simply just "GB". He is an utter sweetheart and loves his boys from Hargrave and would trade his soul and biological family for Hargrave boys class of 2025.Happy to throw a party any time of the day and has unending beef with Jebdon from proctor. Will always push the boundaries to have a good time. He's a lovely, genuine and caring man everybody needs a G Banger in em and we are very lucky to have him in our lives, minds and hearts.

Being Defined as a man of class and the life of the party.
Shiny head and big player moves everybody needs a Greg Baker

by The Boys From Hargrave August 18, 2022

gleggers

The legendary Dirk Gleghorn. If you don’t return to the seating plan this won’t work out

‘Glegger shit stain.’
‘Gleggers has got a massive shit stain’

by Dirk Stain June 17, 2023

Greg Garrison

A Radio personality on WIBC Indianapolis Radio, who's claim to fame came when as a lawyer, he won the 1992 rape case against Mike Tyson. That is the only reason anybody knows who he is. Now he has himself a radio show on the same network as Rush Limbaugh. His most repeated comment is "Be right back, stick around"

Greg Garrison is a Rush Limbaugh Wannabe, but sadly, he doesn't qualify to even be a pimple on Rush Limbaugh's buttocks.

by This one's for Bill February 13, 2009

Greg

The perfect guy. Very FUNNY and CARING. Gives you the chills when he stares at you. Looks and acts like your typical cool guy. Usually brown hair and brown-green eyes. Has the best personality. Sooooo hot and gives you tingles when you think about him.

Omg who’s that hot guy?

That’s GREG!

by anonymousgirl46363 May 21, 2019