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What every Tool fan boy will say. He's normally listened to dumb heavy metal and simple minded rock songs all his life and smoked pot. All of a sudden he discovered Tool and acts like he is smarter than everyone in the world. The reason the fans think they are smarter than everyone is because Tool uses so many intellectual theory and philosophy influence lyrics and imagery in their songs that the kids begin to think they're smarter than everyone because they think they understand something no one else understands. All of a sudden these kids feel superior to their peers who listen to simple minded rock and heavy metal. The reason this has happened because Tool's music is accessible to the mainstream and at the same time tool uses less accessible and strange ideas hidden behind their lyrics. this means they can capture and attract dumb people but hide stronger intellectual concept within their songs which are later discovered upon more careful analysis and research. the fanatic kids who put stronger research into tool's songs normally become psuedo intellectual art snobs and hipsters. these kids think tool is the greatest band on earth because compared to what these kids listened to all their life, eg dumb rocking power ballad and pop/rock bands, tool is superior in concept. tool is a great band, it's just their fans who become obnoxious with staunch conviction.
fan boys will say "tool is the greatest band on earth" because their music is catchy and easy to rock out to yet hold strange and interesting meaning behind them. most rock bands before tool were nothing more than dumber party power ballad bands.
by eazy-X May 22, 2008
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Why, I don't know but all I know is that your mom said you were the worlds greatest mistake
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May 4th. 5th month, 4th day. is the day only for ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Nothing else can be celebrated on this day or you automatically get the worst punishment ever by our CREATOR, AND any day around it. better make it the week just to be safe. i don't want no trouble.
THE GREATEST DAY ONLY FOR ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL is finally here AMEN!!!!!!
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GREATEST FAST GAMING CHARACTERS

In the series of sonic the hedgehog 1- heroes these were the fastest game characters of all time!
Sonic the hedgehog
Amy the hedgehog
Shadow the hedgehog
Chaos the hedgehog
Sonic heroes! all the fast characters are the ones lister above!

"man i wish i were sonic He goes ultra mega fast as hell!"
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greatest band ever

Metallica. There is simply nothing more to say.
James Hetfield
Kirk Hammett
Lars Ulrich
Cliff Burton

4 people, when combined, create the greatest band ever.
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Zack the Greatest

(noun) this describes me, Zack the Greatest, because im the greatest and a beast and a girl named Briana is getting the best dick and relationship from this great beast ass nigga.

see also Beast,Zack,Dat Nigga
Zack the Greatest is Dat Nigga 'cuz he is a Beast.
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The greatest joke of all time

Hym "Want to hear the greatest joke of all time?" *Tells joke*

Iam "Tsss hehehehehe ok. I see how that's kind of funny."

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"
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