gooch

The are between your chocolate starfish and your tube steak.

As Linda was rimming George, she was taken by surprise by the saltiness of his GOOCH.

by Doctor J. Weezey September 9, 2006

Gotcha Game

A video game that bombards you with microtransactions, usually "free to play".

The word is derived from how the games usually "get you" by luring you in with quick and rewarding mechanics at first, only to take those mechanics away and charge for them later on.

Friend #1: Hey, do you play Clash of Clans?
Friend #2: Sorry man, I don't play gotcha games.

by cowthe2000 October 27, 2019

Getchoma

What someones says to they're friend when she's too shy to ask a guy out. "Get yo man!"

Girl i know you like him! You betta go over there and Getchoma!

by Feffs January 15, 2010

Gooch-to-cooch

The act of one sneaking behind a female and placing your fingers in that female's gooch. Follow by a quick traces of your way to the cooch. Yelling phrases such as "Surprise" "G-g-g-g-coooooch!" is optional. Act can be non-sexual but if you really want that coochie try it. Will it fail? Nah trust me ;).

Blake gooch-to-cooched me the other day. I cussed him out but i secretly wanted his penis.

gooch cooch fingering

by the goochcoocher October 10, 2011

gatcha kid

some 10 year old who thinks that pointing their phone at their moms ipad will make them famous

person 1: what does your son do?
person 2: oh, he's a gatcha kid
person 1: I've heard that killing a child is legal now, can I visit your son?

by imnotfunny110 November 21, 2020

Hot Gooch Sundae

The act of performing anal sex followed by a swift punch to the gooch, causing the partner to shit hot fecal matter, proceeded by the one whos hittin dat ass cumming into the pile of fecal matter. Afterwards the fecal matter and cum combo is force fed to the partner for "dessert".

JIM: What the fuck Jarred, you should have asked before giving me a Hot Gooch Sundae.

by Devilukes, Platypus January 9, 2010

swamp gooch

(n.) after an intense workout, the gooch or taint area becomes sweaty and moist. The sweat coats the gooch hair resulting in a swamp-like feel. Thus derives the name swamp gooch. Swamp gooch is most common when playing sports in boxers.

Woah, i had the worst swamp gooch after football yesterday. It was so sweaty and smelled like Deeb.

by ESHS January 5, 2011