gooner

A male who beats his meat often, and/or is chronically online.

____ Is such a gooner! they're online like 24/7.

by king_geuce June 26, 2025

certified gooner

a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.

Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help

by himolton April 22, 2024

vrchat gooner

someone who acts like a crybaby fag and draws purposely bad art out of pure laziness. These types of people tend to try to have sex with their own avatar while minors are present in the game but they fail miserably. Usually they reside in the state of Massachusetts.

They typically go by one of these names: Julesxmads, mads, carefree puppy, koozie, pupcake, Oceankitsune, uraniumkitsune, Hydrogenkitsune, lumin4l, yi_co, tendow, Lavakitsune, obsidiankitsune, Meowlkyway, cokepell, griffins_best1020, Bettlebeeeeep, nyawtta, vui, tophat_cat, biscuitlover101, meowlololollol. Their real life name is usually going to be Madison or Maddy.

Oceankit is such a loser, she is a vrchat gooner

by arse shid gaming March 9, 2025

Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (masturbating) and is disturbingly proud of it.

Person 1: Bruh I came all day to those pics
Person 2: Wtf is wrong with you, gooner

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024

Gooner Artist

A gooner artist is a person from the tiktok art community who hates another person's artwork especially young artists
For example the "LUNA" situation where a kid made art of an oc called Luna and one asshole started to hate it and caused the comments to him (instigator)

There are many artists supporting her and your just a gooner artist

by Ur stinky March 29, 2025

Granny Gooner

Someone who is addicted to granny porn and loves it entirely

"I was just a regular gooner. But now I'm a granny gooner."

by Kaiba1098 March 18, 2025

Gooner

Plays nikke for hours, but claims it's just for story. When a female is on screen will not shut up about wanting to fuck them, girls block him after the first interaction.

"Gooner"
When my friends see me open Nikke they call me a "Gooner"

by Niju2 May 12, 2024