goon

the ulitmate in alcoholic beverage. $9= 4 litres. awsome value and quality buy. comes in a sliver sack known for its healing powers, gets u wasted fast and taste like shit. also looks like apple juice so it's easily concealable.

cop says 'hav u got goon?'
u say 'no'
cop says ' wat is it'
u say 'apple juice'
cop says 'okay' (and beleives u LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

by fjsnvdskdavnvskanvask,vsa August 29, 2007

Goons

One that stumbles around with shitkickers on, yelling out profanity at innocent people, smoking lots of pot, have crazy amounts of unprotected sex and railing lines upon lines of the finest cocaine while crushing racks on racks on racks of Natty and Jack Daniels. Ussualy wears black/raiders gear. Phil Taylor is their hero.

Phil Taylor, Trent Richardson, Tripp Whatley, Goons

by Shitkickers October 29, 2011

goon

1) an ice hockey player whose sole purpose is bodycheck, intimidate, and pick fights with opposing player
2) someone who intimidates and/or roughs up others for money

1) That number 12 on the other team is a goon! He spent more time in the penalty box than any other player!
2) What! Jones' Appliance Store won't pay protection money? Have a couple goons give Jones a godd "talking-to," if you know what I mean.

by Silky Smooth January 7, 2004

goone

good one. when describing something that is/ was a good one, you put the two words together and you get goone.

"Great joke, that was a really goone."

by B.mills April 1, 2009

goon

thug to be hired by a mob boss or higher authority to do sum 'DIRT'

my goon did my work for me

by blazest the mostest February 10, 2008

goon

1-Person of dubious mental capacity.
2-One whom does not possess sound reasoning.
3-Hired muscle.
4- Character populating the strange island in popeye.

1 - "Ha look at that goon!"
2- "Ed Littlechild is such a goon"
3- "Quick lets bust a move before they send in the goons"

by olive April 16, 2005

Gooning

Seeing how many crab rangoons you can fit in your ass.

You finna goon tonight? I'm putting in an order at Big Wong. To be clear, gooning means sticking crab rangoons up your ass.

by Milky Wong June 4, 2021