purple goldfish

The stupidest comercial ever to come onto T.V. So that Goldfish Inc. does not look like a bunch of racist bastards.

What's wrong with this comercial? Why is that goldfish purple?
They're new goldfish colors, Oh look now there goes a red one. Of course they're baked and not fried, just watch the colors swim by. WOAH, check out that red head! They're made with real chedder which makes them even better; bet you never thought that you eat a purple goldfish. Your kids will love to eat them, so don't forget to feed 'em the snack that smiles back GOLDFISH.

by William Q Freeze March 11, 2003

Musty Goldfish

When you poop in the goldfish bag and someone eats it.

How are those Musty Goldfish faggot?

by Ben & Mials January 24, 2011

goldfish diet

Another word for a small eating portion diet similar to the South Beach diet.

yo you want ice cream man?

yo man im on a goldfish diet.

pussy.

by ///// October 19, 2008

Sweaty Goldfish

A ginger person who has real bad B.O

"Yo, Jim. Look at that babe!"

"Dude. She's a sweaty goldfish"

"Ew."

by Alaron251 April 15, 2008

Goldfish juice

Its Orange juice basically.
You can't stare at a fish tank whilst drinking orange juice.
Otherwise it will become GOLDFISH JUICE!
like, ewww!

Toni: i like Dr Pepper coz its nice, but i'd prefer it to be orange coz orange is nicer, but i dnt want it to be orange coz then it'd look like i woz drinking goldfish juice.
Natalie: GOLDFISH JUICE! LMAO. ew.

by Toni. November 26, 2007

goldfish the game

goldfish- the card game when you play with a partner and ask them for a specific type of card so you can make a pair and win the game by haing no cards left. When your partner doesnt have the card your looking for then they say goldfish and have to pick from the deck!

heres an example of goldfish the game;
Bill: 7 of spades?
Richard: GOLDFISH!
Bill: ugh richard! your definetly going to win this. you know wht? I FORFIT!!!!!!!!

by Pinkfish224224 April 20, 2014

Mr Goldfish

He is a English teacher that teach in La Salle Collage.

One time, he licked some random guy's chest and posted on Instergram

Did u see that gay dude?

he was such a Mr goldfish

by Whaleshark Yeung November 22, 2019