gooch grease

But crack oil

Dingleberry juice

We worked out so hard today in gym we had Gooch grease coming out of our shorts

HIs gooch grease rays running down his leg after the hot weather made him sweat

by Beefy Bob Folz July 12, 2021

smelly boong gooch

this is the part of skin between the female boongs cunt hole and anus. It is refered to as being smelly because of the lifetime build up of cottage cheese vaginal secretion and smelly shit.This is due to them not affording showers and spending their money on emu export and paint instead of water bills. Other secretion build up can be due to emu bitter, metho, paint and sometimes....stolen cars.

Damn the gin stinks...she must have a smelly boong gooch!

by Neville Ugle June 10, 2003

gooch crabs

When you have crabs in the area between your balls and asshole. Or if you a girl it is area between your vagina and asshole.But if your a girl a gooch is more referred too as a "choda"

Person #1: "My gooch has been itchy all day, and I had a shower."

Person #2: "Well than you probably have gooch crabs."

by Pavelski8 December 3, 2007

gooch smacker

When a hips are motioned foward and back in a fast motion causing the scrotum to making clapping sounds on the stomach and googh area.

Zeke did the gooch smacker so hard he hurt his nuts.

by Brian May 13, 2005

Goochie Flector

1. A defence mechanism used to deflect a hand used to fondle the double chin.
2. A vaginal exercise

1. "She tried to tickle to my chin and I used the good old Goochie Flector."
2. "Before my boyfriend comes over, I plan on doing some Goochie Flectors."

by Rowdy Rhonda March 2, 2009

Goochando

Gooch in spanish, to chill, hang out with someone or a group of people, or even by yourself.

Facebook Status: "Bout to go goochando with the girls"
"Goochando"

Phone Convo:
Jack: "What you doing brah?"
Nick: "Nothin just got in from Becky's...tired."
Jack: "fuck that, we bout to goochando with her cousin!"
Nick: "Bet! give me 5 minutes!"

Texting:
Boy: "hey baby!"
Girl: "Oh hey! whats up?"
Boy: "Nothing, just trying to see if yo u wanna goochando for a lil bit, catch a flick or something."
Girl: "Ok, ill text when I get out the shower"

by Don Chulo November 26, 2009

Gooch Hawk

Gooch Hawk is a genital pube-style in which a male shaves his entire genitalia but completely disregards the Gooch. The Gooch's pubic hair then grows out of proportion and journeys to the anus. This trail protrudes between the butt cheeks resembling a "mohawk". This is called a Gooch Hawk.

Girl 1: Hey how was your date with Chayane?

Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.

Girl 1: Why's that?

Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.

Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.

by Brandnew305 November 14, 2011